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 teaching the dumbass girlfriend a bug out bag 
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Ok I get it..she is 25. she never had to learn things like I did. I am 55..She never did duck and cover in school or got issued a nuke bracelet in the early 70,s..I have been trying to teach her, The other day I went to her house and she showed me her backpack she was so proud of, I could not lift the fucking thing, 20 cans of tuna ect. ..So now I am trying to get her to understand what is needed and what is not..its like pulling teeth. So my question is this
How do you guys make your women understand?..They have no military experience, they are used to cell phones..I just told her her phone will not work so she needs a trucker atlas,,paper maps..and she did not even know what that was.I have 30 years in The Army..and am a good teacher but can not seem to teach these idiot kids..oh..the vagina is great, so not dumping her

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Tue Mar 15, 2022 3:52 pm
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Is it your face or your bank account?

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Tue Mar 15, 2022 3:59 pm
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Ok I get it..she is 25. .the vagina is great, so not dumping her


Just spend you last hours on this earth hunkered down at her place marinating in that shit.


Tue Mar 15, 2022 4:08 pm
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Is it your face or your bank account?


I guessing its his third Knee…


OMFG this now officially the best post of the year…..I know your being serious but fuck me running trying to teach a 25 year old who (ill assume) doesnt really understand the reason behind a BUG nor has ever been stranded for more than a few hours on the side of the road, this is a tough one.


Tue Mar 15, 2022 4:09 pm
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So you get it...I am not sure why these kids do not..I am trying to help her but she says I can get that on her cell phone..I told her that her cell will not work or will her stupid car..I am so frustrated right now...these kids were not taught shit. So one more person that I will need to take care of..

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Tue Mar 15, 2022 5:52 pm
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Take her to an off grid cabin for a week getaway.

No cable, no internet, no wifi, and pack in your food.

Don't forget to put double the blue pills in your fanny pack.

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Take her to an off grid cabin for a week getaway.

No cable, no internet, no wifi, and pack in your food.

Don't forget to put double the blue pills in your fanny pack.


This is a good idea. Allow her to pack her new BOB as she wants, and then carry the murderously heavy thing in. "Correct" it at the cabin so she'll learn the difference. Maybe promise her a spa-day if she's willing to be a good sport?

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Tue Mar 15, 2022 8:07 pm
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L_O_G wrote:
Take her to an off grid cabin for a week getaway.

No cable, no internet, no wifi, and pack in your food.

Don't forget to put double the blue pills in your fanny pack.


This is a good idea. Allow her to pack her new BOB as she wants, and then carry the murderously heavy thing in. "Correct" it at the cabin so she'll learn the difference. Maybe promise her a spa-day if she's willing to be a good sport?


Minus the blue pills, this is how my wife came around to it. :bigsmile:

True story.

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I have a 10 year old great niece that just started in the Pathfinders. She got her kit minus the food for her Christmas present plus I added to her first aid so it has vaginal creams and Mydol and a yiest infection treatment. She pulled everything out infront of the family and her step dad my nephew went over it some more with her. Hell she had five different ways of making fire. It can be done and the earlier the better. I now am slowly working on the kit for her two years younger sister.

I agree the best way for you it to take her off grid. An X girlfriend of my nephews wanted to go hunting with us. She showed up with maple bars and doughnuts and other crap food and expected to go hunting and did not understand why we laughed at her. Fortunately she had a hissy fit and drove back home.

You might take her to a high elevation place too so she can deal with elevation sickness.


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Grab your bug out bag and have her grab hers and go for a nice 5 mile hike ...she will learn or she wont

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Is it your face or your bank account?

It is my charming personality

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Wed Mar 16, 2022 7:53 am
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RadioSquatch wrote:
Grab your bug out bag and have her grab hers and go for a nice 5 mile hike ...she will learn or she wont

I was always taught train like you fight, when I first put together my plate carrier and did a 5 mile hike, I learned quick what's needed and what's not. Then just a backpack hike up to high rock. Ya, don't think I could do that hike with my plate carrier AFTER I lightened the hell out of it. Sure not with full battle load out and 3 liters of water. Need to get in way better shape for that one


Wed Mar 16, 2022 9:34 am
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My nephew and I have had some of his flat land friends up hunting. We spend so much time up above 3k feet it does not phase us but the city folks.....


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When SHTF, your GF needs to bring one of her fat friends with her.
Just ingnore those shaking hands later then.

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