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Elf on The Shelf has a bad day
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A Null
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Location: Federal Way Joined: Fri Aug 9, 2013 Posts: 917
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Elf on The Shelf has a bad day
Learning a painful lesson
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Mon Dec 09, 2019 1:50 pm |
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usrifle
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Location: RENTON Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2011 Posts: 20771
Real Name: John
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Well.... Garand Hands? That's a bad day.
_________________ Mr. Q wrote: so basically, if you have to smoke some asshole, make sure they become fertilizer and then Bounce? got it.
Guntrader wrote: Huh, maybe I was an asshole.
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Mon Dec 09, 2019 2:43 pm |
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Arisaka
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Location: Tacoma Joined: Sat May 4, 2013 Posts: 6224
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usrifle wrote: :rofl9: Well.... Garand Hands? That's a bad day. Better than garand dick
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Mon Dec 09, 2019 5:13 pm |
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jdhbulseye
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Location: Rochester, WA Joined: Thu Mar 10, 2016 Posts: 3761
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Gentlemen, I present to you the voice of experience and the winner of the internets for the day: Arisaka wrote: Better than garand dick
_________________MadPick wrote: Without penetration data, the pics aren't of much use. - Spoiler: show
- "Half the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important. They don't mean to do harm -- but the harm does not interest them. Or they do not see it, or they justify it because they are absorbed in the endless struggle to think well of themselves." – T.S. Eliot
"The right of self defence is the first law of nature: in most governments it has been the study of rulers to confine this right within the narrowest limits possible. Wherever standing armies are kept up, and the right of the people to keep and bear arms is, under any colour or pretext whatsoever, prohibited, liberty, if not already annihilated, is on the brink of destruction." - St. George Tucker
A careful definition of words would destroy half the agenda of the political left and scrutinizing evidence would destroy the other half. - Thomas Sowell
"To ban guns because criminals use them is to tell the innocent and law-abiding that their rights and liberties depend not on their own conduct, but on the conduct of the guilty and the lawless, and that the law will permit them to have only such rights and liberties as the lawless will allow...
For society does not control crime, ever, by forcing the law-abiding to accommodate themselves to the expected behavior of criminals. Society controls crime by forcing the criminals to accommodate themselves to the expected behavior of the law-abiding." - Jeff Snyder
Personal weapons are what raised mankind out of the mud, and the rifle is the queen of personal weapons. The possession of a good rifle, as well as the skill to use it well, truly makes a man the monarch of all he surveys. It realizes the ancient dream of the Jovian thunderbolt, and as such it is the embodiment of personal power. For this reason it exercises a curious influence over the minds of most men, and in its best examples it constitutes an object of affection unmatched by any other inanimate object.
Jeff Cooper 1997 The Art of the Rifle Page 1.
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- SUGGEST CASE BE SUBMITTED ON APPELLANT'S BRIEF. UNABLE TO OBTAIN ANY MONEY FROM CLIENTS TO BE PRESENT & ARGUE BRIEF.
The defense attorney's telegram to the clerk of the Supreme Court, March 29, 1939, in re United States. v. Miller.
You don't need to go to Law School to understand the constitutional implications of that.
“You can’t cut the throat of every cocksucker whose character it would improve.” - Spoiler: show
cityslicker wrote: I don't want to be told that I can't remove the tree by some tree-hugging pole smoker from the eat-a-dick foundation/Olympia/King County.
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Mon Dec 09, 2019 5:16 pm |
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Traut
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Location: Downtown Newcastle Joined: Sat Mar 5, 2016 Posts: 3451
Real Name: Traut
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jdhbulseye wrote: Gentlemen, I present to you the voice of experience and the winner of the internets for the day: Arisaka wrote: Better than garand dick Now THAT's gotta be a helluva story !
_________________ I always thought growing old would take a lot longer.....
So, when does that "Old enough to know better" shit kick in??? I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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Mon Dec 09, 2019 5:43 pm |
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Arisaka
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Location: Tacoma Joined: Sat May 4, 2013 Posts: 6224
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What can I say? I have a .30 caliber dick.
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Mon Dec 09, 2019 6:04 pm |
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RocketScott
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Location: Kentucky Joined: Fri Jan 16, 2015 Posts: 11110
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Arisaka wrote: What can I say? I have a .30 caliber dick. Is alright You've got a big charge behind it. Put a good size dent into a uterus
_________________ You may be right, I may be crazy, but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for
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