I don't care what kind of grill I'm using, or you're using . . . I already know how that would end, and it wouldn't be good for me! (Well, unless I got to eat what you cooked.)

Derail extended, going to try and get a late summer/fall clean up going. Need the south enders there too. Smoker will be on site!

I'll throwdown with you Kyle, but i'd have to dust off the Stick burner for that one.

$100 buy in. Can use whatever Sally smoker you have to feel like you have a chance. $20 a plate to eat/judge. All proceeds to WGO......?

$20 a plate sounds like the bargain of the year to me! Don't make me move this thread to the "Good Deals" section . . . .

Now that ain't right calling an offset stick burner a "Sally Smoker" Kyle, unless yours is called "karen".

Sure.
Rule #1 - All smokers shall be staged in Steve's backyard.

After the neighbor's call it in:

Mine travels. Just not sure if all of Steve's neighbors at the commune wont get sick from the smell of cooking meat.

That wasn't directed at you, or Dave. Pretty much everyone else though. Even the cute puck units, electric or propane units, especially the pellet units. All are welcome.
Hell, if people want to travel, I can rent a local park with badass cover.

It’s a reasonable concern.

I'll put some apple mash or some JD barrel pellets in. They will convert fairly rapidly.