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Site Supporter   Location: Index Joined: Thu Aug 23, 2012 Posts: 12963 Real Name: Jeff 
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PMB wrote: I found out that correcting your wife's spelling when she threatens you doesn't make her grateful.  Just tell her you forgive her for being so emotional and unreasonable. You're sure she'll be good to go in about a week! She'll love that! Probably ask if she can have your baby!! _________________ -Jeff How can I help you, and/or make you smile, today? You are entitled to your opinion. You are not entitled to tell me what mine must be. Do justice. Love mercy. “I would rather have questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned.” ~ Richard P. Feynman |
| Sun Jan 06, 2019 10:31 pm |
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had 2 tax stamps come in today!!!!
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Site Supporter  Location: N-Sno Joined: Thu Oct 3, 2013 Posts: 4015
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Selador wrote: PMB wrote: I found out that correcting your wife's spelling when she threatens you doesn't make her grateful. Just tell her you forgive her for being so emotional and unreasonable. You're sure she'll be good to go in about a week! She'll love that! Probably ask if she can have your baby!! Ask her if she's on her period. That's a guaranteed way to smooth things over.  _________________ "Hmmm. I've been looking for a way to serve the community that incorporates my violence." -- Leela |
| Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:20 pm |
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Site Supporter / FFL Dealer  Location: Tacoma, Washington Joined: Fri Nov 21, 2014 Posts: 8351
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mislabeled wrote: Selador wrote: PMB wrote: I found out that correcting your wife's spelling when she threatens you doesn't make her grateful. Just tell her you forgive her for being so emotional and unreasonable. You're sure she'll be good to go in about a week! She'll love that! Probably ask if she can have your baby!! Ask her if she's on her period. That's a guaranteed way to smooth things over. The best way to say it is, "Is your vagina leaking?" _________________ BLACK HAMMER ARMS Buy A Suppressor http://www.silencershop.com/blackhammerarms Type 7 Class 2 SOT NFA Dealer 1911 Pistolsmithing Firearm Refinishing GLOCK Certified Armorer CMMG Authorized Dealer NEMO Arms Authorized Dealer http://www.blackhammerarms.com http://www.facebook.com/blackhammerarms https://www.instagram.com/blackhammerarms/ |
| Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:23 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: The banana belt of MT Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2015 Posts: 8584 Real Name: Brian
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dreadi wrote: mislabeled wrote: Selador wrote: PMB wrote: I found out that correcting your wife's spelling when she threatens you doesn't make her grateful. Just tell her you forgive her for being so emotional and unreasonable. You're sure she'll be good to go in about a week! She'll love that! Probably ask if she can have your baby!! Ask her if she's on her period. That's a guaranteed way to smooth things over. The best way to say it is, "Is your vagina leaking?" All really good advice! But, I've tried every one of them, and I still have my front teef! Almost... _________________ "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."- Hunter S. Thompson |
| Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:33 pm |
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In Memoriam  Location: Tacoma Wa Joined: Tue Oct 8, 2013 Posts: 16607 Real Name: George Bailey
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Kellyanne Conway giving Acosta "the Business"
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/kellya ... d-exchange "Youre such a smartass....no one here likes you"  _________________ "Remove one freedom per generation and soon you will have no freedom and no one would have noticed."......Carl Marx "Let us Cross the river and sit in the shade of the trees" .....Stonewall Jackson T. Jefferson "....the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. it is it's natural manure" |
| Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:24 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Faxon, OK Joined: Sat Mar 19, 2011 Posts: 17816 Real Name: Chuck
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dreadi wrote: mislabeled wrote: Selador wrote: PMB wrote: I found out that correcting your wife's spelling when she threatens you doesn't make her grateful. Just tell her you forgive her for being so emotional and unreasonable. You're sure she'll be good to go in about a week! She'll love that! Probably ask if she can have your baby!! Ask her if she's on her period. That's a guaranteed way to smooth things over. The best way to say it is, "Is your vagina leaking?" Remember the new PC thing is "front hole". _________________ "The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it." Thomas Jefferson "Evil often triumphs, but never conquers." Joseph Roux |
| Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:46 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Deckerville Joined: Wed Jan 13, 2016 Posts: 2944 Real Name: Rob
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Elk herd bedding down outside the living room next to the hot tub. Chillaxing.
43 head and a couple bulls that made it all the way through hunting seasons.   _________________ “The Democrats are playing you for a political chump and if you vote for them, not only are you a chump, you are a traitor to your race.”-Malcolm X |
| Tue Jan 08, 2019 5:08 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Can't say Joined: Sun Sep 7, 2014 Posts: 8134
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Notified today of a couple very satisfying legal victories. Saved one career for a junior Soldier with 10 years in who was facing getting kicked out. In another case, won significant VA benefits for a Marine combat vet who had been denied for nearly a decade. In the last few months I've gotten several clients significant VA ratings wins.
Very satisfying. _________________ I defend the 2A. US Army Combat Veteran and Paratrooper: OIF Veteran. BSM and MSM recipient. NRA Lifetime. Entertainment purposes only. I'm a lawyer, but have not offered you legal advice. |
| Tue Jan 08, 2019 5:38 pm |
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Site Supporter / FFL Dealer Location: Tacoma, Washington Joined: Fri Nov 21, 2014 Posts: 8351
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SporkBoy wrote: Elk herd bedding down outside the living room next to the hot tub. Chillaxing. 43 head and a couple bulls that made it all the way through hunting seasons. OMG _________________ BLACK HAMMER ARMS Buy A Suppressor http://www.silencershop.com/blackhammerarms Type 7 Class 2 SOT NFA Dealer 1911 Pistolsmithing Firearm Refinishing GLOCK Certified Armorer CMMG Authorized Dealer NEMO Arms Authorized Dealer http://www.blackhammerarms.com http://www.facebook.com/blackhammerarms https://www.instagram.com/blackhammerarms/ |
| Tue Jan 08, 2019 5:53 pm |
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 Site Supporter  Location: Sumner, WA Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 Posts: 3025 Real Name: Dan
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dreadi wrote: SporkBoy wrote: Elk herd bedding down outside the living room next to the hot tub. Chillaxing. 43 head and a couple bulls that made it all the way through hunting seasons. OMG They got the memo that it was safe again.  _________________ US2A.org is done. Closed. From a blog: Political Correctness - the belief that one can pick up a turd by the clean end. Benjamin Franklin: It is the (civic) responsibility of every citizen to question authority. |
| Tue Jan 08, 2019 5:56 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: Sumner, WA Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2012 Posts: 3025 Real Name: Dan
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dan360 wrote: WaJim wrote: My Kid is moving back in tomorrow. Hoping He'll dump that blood sucking bitch after a week of not having to feed 17th Century BC transportation and shoveling Horse Shit. Horses are for rich people not couch surfers. Her mom hasn't a pot to piss in but has 6 frikken horses. She learns from the Mom. My kid was forking out $200 a month to board Her dumbass horse. She must be a looker. Pussy makes a man go crazy. _________________ US2A.org is done. Closed. From a blog: Political Correctness - the belief that one can pick up a turd by the clean end. Benjamin Franklin: It is the (civic) responsibility of every citizen to question authority. |
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Site Supporter  Location: Everson, WA Joined: Sun Jan 6, 2013 Posts: 28174 Real Name: Ace Winky
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dreadi wrote: OMG I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you.   _________________ Why does the Penguin in Batman sound like a duck? Because the eagle sounds like a hawk. |
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Site Supporter Location: The banana belt of MT Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2015 Posts: 8584 Real Name: Brian
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Should be shedding antlers soon? I can tell by the color.
_________________ "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."- Hunter S. Thompson |
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Site Supporter  Location: Tulsa, Ok Joined: Mon Nov 25, 2013 Posts: 2324 Real Name: Jeremy
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https://komonews.com/news/nation-world/ ... n-her-door
Another fine example of 2A merit and necessity. |
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