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Selador
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jdhbulseye wrote: Rix86 wrote: Wacarry wrote: I thinks it’s funny when the wife wakes up mad because of something I did in her dream.
#dreamcheated Had a long, loud arguement with the ex about exactly that. Is this code for sex? I don't think he was at your house...  
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Ex gf (37, lives in Graham) who didn’t like my work schedule after she did like it just asked if I wanted to come over after work for dinner and a movie.....
I told her we should practice social distancing.
She told me to “have fun masturbating” so I told her “I won’t think about you when I do.” She hung up.
Her little sister (30, lives in Olympia) text’d me three days ago about hanging out tonight.... AITA?
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CQBgopher wrote: Ex gf (37, lives in Graham) who didn’t like my work schedule after she did like it just asked if I wanted to come over after work for dinner and a movie.....
I told her we should practice social distancing.
She told me to “have fun masturbating” so I told her “I won’t think about you when I do.” She hung up.
Her little sister (30, lives in Olympia) text’d me three days ago about hanging out tonight.... AITA? It's a trap.
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CQBgopher
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AR15L wrote: CQBgopher wrote: Ex gf (37, lives in Graham) who didn’t like my work schedule after she did like it just asked if I wanted to come over after work for dinner and a movie.....
I told her we should practice social distancing.
She told me to “have fun masturbating” so I told her “I won’t think about you when I do.” She hung up.
Her little sister (30, lives in Olympia) text’d me three days ago about hanging out tonight.... AITA? It's a trap. Nothing a CO2 fire extinguisher won’t fix.
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Rix86
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jdhbulseye wrote: Rix86 wrote: Wacarry wrote: I thinks it’s funny when the wife wakes up mad because of something I did in her dream.
#dreamcheated Had a long, loud arguement with the ex about exactly that. Is this code for sex? No it was code for "you're fucking nuts, your dream isn't reality"
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CQBgopher wrote: Ex gf (37, lives in Graham) who didn’t like my work schedule after she did like it just asked if I wanted to come over after work for dinner and a movie.....
I told her we should practice social distancing.
She told me to “have fun masturbating” so I told her “I won’t think about you when I do.” She hung up.
Her little sister (30, lives in Olympia) text’d me three days ago about hanging out tonight.... AITA? Going for the "Two Birds, One Stone" achievement?
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RocketScott wrote: CQBgopher wrote: Ex gf (37, lives in Graham) who didn’t like my work schedule after she did like it just asked if I wanted to come over after work for dinner and a movie.....
I told her we should practice social distancing.
She told me to “have fun masturbating” so I told her “I won’t think about you when I do.” She hung up.
Her little sister (30, lives in Olympia) text’d me three days ago about hanging out tonight.... AITA? Going for the "Two Birds, One Stone" achievement? That's a good way to lose your one bird and two stones...
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Guns4Liberty wrote: RocketScott wrote: CQBgopher wrote: Ex gf (37, lives in Graham) who didn’t like my work schedule after she did like it just asked if I wanted to come over after work for dinner and a movie.....
I told her we should practice social distancing.
She told me to “have fun masturbating” so I told her “I won’t think about you when I do.” She hung up.
Her little sister (30, lives in Olympia) text’d me three days ago about hanging out tonight.... AITA? Going for the "Two Birds, One Stone" achievement? That's a good way to lose your one bird and two stones...
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Bang the younger one and call her sister while your are doing it. Trust me, it will be great. 
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Rix86
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usrifle wrote: Bang the younger one and call her sister while your are doing it. Trust me, it will be great. Just text her pictures
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Rix86 wrote: usrifle wrote: Bang the younger one and call her sister while your are doing it. Trust me, it will be great. Just text her pictures Facetime
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Rix86
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That's a video call app?
Then yeah, do that.
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CQBgopher
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Little sister (30, Olympia) makes a mean Irish nachos and doesn’t like her older sister (37, Graham).
It was a purely platonic dinner date. So far no intestinal issues....
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Selador
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CQBgopher wrote: Little sister (30, Olympia) makes a mean Irish nachos and doesn’t like her older sister (37, Graham).
It was a purely platonic dinner date. So far no intestinal issues.... Explanation needed... "Irish Nachos"? I'm picturing the most bland nachos ever, boiled and drowned in a bowl of beer.
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