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"During an archaeological dig of a plot of land in 1972, a massive and incredibly well-preserved turd was discovered. Coming in at a whopping 8 inches long, and 2 inches wide, it was dubbed the largest, oldest human fecal sample in existence."

Working in the public transportation industry I've seen some whoppers! Most memorable looked like a pair of brown loafers sitting in the bowl.


Thu Mar 30, 2023 9:31 am
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I feel like I have beaten this.. years ago when I first trashed my back I didn't learn the importance of balancing opioids with a softener. I remember it well, looking back at me like a monolithic phallus, speared into the bottom of the bowl and cresting like a narwhale. Rigid, it was....


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I may be working on setting a record during this post.


Thu Mar 30, 2023 11:05 am
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I hope this thread doesn't turn to shit....

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That’s why we all have to prevent muzzle crown damage!

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I hope this thread doesn't turn to shit....

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Who’s gonna post the first pic? Lol!


Thu Mar 30, 2023 12:20 pm
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I have been known to drop regular sphincter straining whiffle bats into the john.

When they crawl up out of the water, and you have to stand up to cut them loose, you know you have a potential world record holder.

Thank God for regularity, pity the fool with constipation.

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Holy crap. I leave you guys alone for a few months and this is the shit I come back to? Somebody better log the evidence for Madpick and Massive, otherwise the investigation will be pretty loose.

I'm out. I gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

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oh, why did i read this.


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oh, why did i read this.

Like the rest of us, you had a morbid curiosity to see this.


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More food for thought.


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TMI - don't care. TLDR at the end.

When I was young... really young... my mom was on food stamps.... back when they were actual stamps/vouchers...

One thing they LOVED to do was send you home with 3,972 bricks of gov't cheese. Plain brown cardboard boxes, had Dep't of Agriculture logo on it, and that was about it..... a LOAF of actual cheese... 5 fucking lbs...

Well, Saturday rolled around, and my mom decided to work an extra day to get some more money, and left me with my older brother. My mom made sandwiches but I didn't know that because bro didn't tell me. So, what's for breakfast? Cheese. Lunch? Cheese. Dinner was made by mom but I wasn't hungry because I had been munching on a literal brick of cheddar cheese all day.

All day sunday, can't eat.... can't poo... mom found out what I had to eat on Saturday..... 5 lbs of cheese.... had to go to ER.... they gave me some stuff to drink and that didn't do the trick by itself, so an enema it was... even with that, it was like one hard lump... I kept saying I was having a baby... :ROFLMAO:


/TLDR - ate 5 lb brick of gov't cheese. Shit a brick.

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TMI - don't care. TLDR at the end.

When I was young... really young... my mom was on food stamps.... back when they were actual stamps/vouchers...

One thing they LOVED to do was send you home with 3,972 bricks of gov't cheese. Plain brown cardboard boxes, had Dep't of Agriculture logo on it, and that was about it..... a LOAF of actual cheese... 5 fucking lbs...

Well, Saturday rolled around, and my mom decided to work an extra day to get some more money, and left me with my older brother. My mom made sandwiches but I didn't know that because bro didn't tell me. So, what's for breakfast? Cheese. Lunch? Cheese. Dinner was made by mom but I wasn't hungry because I had been munching on a literal brick of cheddar cheese all day.

All day sunday, can't eat.... can't poo... mom found out what I had to eat on Saturday..... 5 lbs of cheese.... had to go to ER.... they gave me some stuff to drink and that didn't do the trick by itself, so an enema it was... even with that, it was like one hard lump... I kept saying I was having a baby... :ROFLMAO:


/TLDR - ate 5 lb brick of gov't cheese. Shit a brick.

My dad was a roofer when I was growing up. Winters were tough here in Washington! I remember those 5lb bricks of cheese very well!


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Does this count

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1. You fucked up the Spoiler tag.
2. Not even close.
3. The fact that you have horizontal color variations/striations isn't normal. Being normal with black in one section may indicated internal bleeding.

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