Eat more carp.

Just about every grocery store sells white eggs. What kind of shit is that?

...and brown eggs are more expensive..

They have BROWN eggs? FTS!

Q: Are the color of a hen's eggs determined by the color of her earlobes?


A: Not exactly, although ear lobe color seems to be related to egg color most of the time. Breeds with white earlobes usually lay white eggs... except for Penedesencas and Empordanesas, which have white earlobes and lay dark chocolate colored eggs. Chickens with red earlobes usually lay eggs in shades of brown... except for breeds and varieties like Easter Eggers, Ameraucanas, and Araucanas, which lay blue or green eggs.

Then there is the Silkie. The hens lay light brown or nearly white eggs, while their earlobes are blue.

I feel oppressed now.

Well not to take this a step further but...why not.

Back when I raced in NHRA there were many series races in Au Canada.

They make it a point at breakfast to ask if the customer wants brown eggs and Brown toast....along with their Poutine.

Speaking of fish, so glad we don't have to rename the Brown Trout.

Speaking of fish, so glad we don't have to rename the Brown Trout.

I feel oppressed now.

That's eggsactly how they want you to feel.