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I got crabs and ended up getting sick
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Mediumrarechicken
Location: Puyallup
Joined: Thu Aug 16, 2012
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Real Name: Richard Fitzwelliner
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Went on a charter in Newport ended up getting sea sick as hell, scew the dramamine pills, the patch is the way to go. So I caught the first 2 fish on the boat and like a light switch I got sick and the dramamine made me sleep most of the 4 hours of hell. Anyways I wake up and my cajun coon ass girlfriend is pulling half of the boats crab pots up. All the other groups ended up throwing her some crabs after we got them cooked. So now we are the owners of a garbage bag full of crab minus the bodies. Probably atleast 40 crabs!!! I'm probably going to get sick eating all these dumb sea spiders. #humblebrag
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I'm going to type out 3 paragraphs and wax eloquently about a similar story in my life. Pm me if you figured it out.
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OhShoot!
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Congrats! You gonna eat them medium rare? 
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Pablo
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Pics of Cajun coon gf not loading.
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Traut
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Pablo wrote: Pics of Cajun coon gf not loading. That's coon ass....it's a Southern thing. Obviously used by OP as a term of endearment in this particular case.  But yeah, no pics here either 
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Mediumrarechicken
Location: Puyallup
Joined: Thu Aug 16, 2012
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Real Name: Richard Fitzwelliner
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Traut wrote: Pablo wrote: Pics of Cajun coon gf not loading. That's coon ass....it's a Southern thing. Obviously used by OP as a term of endearment in this particular case. But yeah, no pics here either YES!!! Its not racist at all. I asked her about that and she said everyone down there in her area is a coon ass.
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If she sits on your face and you can still hear, SHE'S NOT FAT.
I'm going to type out 3 paragraphs and wax eloquently about a similar story in my life. Pm me if you figured it out.
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Pablo
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I was not asking on the basis of race.
Coons are just nasty vile creatures. Kill on sight. Especially when they rear up like some kind of rabid ass gorilla on steriods.
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Guntrader
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Location: Mukilteoish
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Coons tore up two of my pools.
Chewed holes in the side to get a drink of water.
Saw 5 of them run down a cat, bit it and dragged it off somewhere to eat it.
Put up a new fence, didn't see them anymore.
Not my friends.
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RocketScott
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I think PAWG is the modern PC term for coon ass
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