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 Best Fruitcake EVER! 
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1 cup butter 1 cup sugar
4 large eggs 1 cup dried fruit
1 tsp baking pwdr 1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt lemon juice
1 cup brown sugar nuts
1 or 2 quarts Whiskey

Before you start, sample the whiskey to check for quality. Good, isn't it? Now go ahead and select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, and etc. Check the whiskey again as it must be just right. To be sure the whiskey is of the highest quality, pour 1 level cup into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat.

With an eclectic mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar and beat the hell out of it again. Meanwhile, at this parsnicular point in time, wake sure the whixey hasn't gone bad while you weren't lookin'. Open second quart if necessary. Add 2 large eggs, 2 cups fried druit and beat til high. If druits get shtuck in the peaters, just pry the monsters loose with a drewscriver. Example the whikstey again, schecking the confistancy, then sift 2 cups of salt or destergent or whatever, like anyone really gives a shit...

Chample the whitchey shum moar. Shift in shum lemon zhoosh. Frold in chopped sputter and shrained nuts. Add 100 babblespoons of brown booger, or whushever's closhest and mix well. Greash ubben and turn the cakey pan to 350 degrees. Now pour the whole pissin' mesh into the washin' machine and set on sinsh shycle. Check dat wunsh more and pass out.

Merry Christmas!

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Thu Dec 23, 2021 2:35 pm
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Oh hell yeah. That’s my kind of recipe!!


Thu Dec 23, 2021 2:36 pm
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Who's bring it to the New Years shoot?! :bigsmile:

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MadPick wrote:
Who's bring it to the New Years shoot?! :bigsmile:


The Whiskey or the Fruitcake? :bigsmile:

Fruitcake at the shoot should have a couple pounds of Tannerite in the middle and be downrange. :thumbsup2:

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By the title I assumed this thread was going to be about Sinus

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Sat Dec 25, 2021 5:46 pm
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RocketScott wrote:
By the title I assumed this thread was going to be about Sinus


:rofl9: :ROFLMAO:

Now that was funny.

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What?!
NO BACON?!!! :rofl9:

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