Those are guys that couldn't get a wife out of all the millions of women here, so they ordered one online he falls in love with her she finds people crom her homeland, fucks them, and divorces his ass as.soon as she's a citizen. He can't find a woman in the 3 billion of them on this planet so he resorts to a balloon that can't runaway from him.
Mega losers
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I'm going to type out 3 paragraphs and wax eloquently about a similar story in my life. Pm me if you figured it out.
Mon Jan 15, 2018 12:51 pm
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Those are guys that couldn't get a wife out of all the millions of women here, so they ordered one online he falls in love with her she finds people crom her homeland, fucks them, and divorces his ass as.soon as she's a citizen. He can't find a woman in the 3 billion of them on this planet so he resorts to a balloon that can't runaway from him.
Mega losers
Actually, if I remember right, mail order bride marriages have a higher success rate in this country than traditional ones. So a full 1/3 of you analogy is erroneous.
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Mon Jan 15, 2018 1:03 pm
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If my unpleasant random pic has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of American life and inspired you to change your ways, then my posting carries with it an inherent nobility and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say, "poor hkcavalier." I say, "poor us."
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Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:32 pm
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Television personality Alex Ferns during his time in the SADF. He carried an FN MAG58 GPMG, known stateside as the M240B.
R series rifles in the background (R5s or R6s). Galils with longer buttstocks as South Africans (of any shade) tend to be just a smidge taller than the average Israeli. Thus concludes today's lesson from The Book of Jane's.
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Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:52 pm
Fjordforder
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Funny, the 3-pack of cheap T shirts I got today were described by a friend as "Afrikaner" size. Apparently to Target`s store brand, "Medium" means "Extra Large".
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Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:11 pm
Fjordforder
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Hmm. Well, I own a peacoat, a couple gray sweaters, and a d*** like a Pringles can (check that dude's pantleg). Guess I really am a classic pistol collector!
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Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:48 pm
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Hmm. Well, I own a peacoat, a couple gray sweaters, and a d*** like a Pringles can (check that dude's pantleg). Guess I really am a classic pistol collector!
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