From those pictures I see lots of coffee, and a beer. Were you guys drinking beer at 0900 on a Sunday? Hard core.

"Dryer Vent issue", really means; "My pussy is so whipped you can serve it via a pressurized can. "

From those pictures I see lots of coffee, and a beer. Were you guys drinking beer at 0900 on a Sunday? Hard core.

It's not a hard core issue. It's a night shift issue.

Like it goes in a song "It's Five O'Clock somewhere".

"The sun's up!"

My daughter was on my lap while Owen and I were talking shop. First the beer showed up and he poured the glass... I'd heard stories about his breakfast habit so didn't bat an eye.
The breakfast was delivered and Owen received a plate with 4 strips of bacon on it - my daughter who had been relatively quiet for -most- of the time up to then looked down, saw the bacon, looked up at Owen and said in a really friendly voice "Hiiiiiii" then back down to the bacon.
Is my memory correct Owen? I almost fell out of the booth. I knew she likes her bacon, but please.

Then the response from Mr Owen- jerked that plate back close to his edge of the table and started barricading himself in with beer and bottles and water glass... I didn't see any gentleness in his nature at all. I believe that had I not walked Priya around away from the table that the two would have gotten into a brawl.
Hey, at 2.5 years old they don't quite understand the division of property yet. Sorry.

Funny you should mention that. I was commenting to Dan during breakfast about how good she was. I find it surprising that you speak so poorly of such a sweet little girl.... Based on all the stories I have heard I was envisioning something like this when the bacon arrived.

Honestly I felt completely let down and deprived of a good show. There is nothing like seeing the young eat their parents when they do not get what they want... Survival of the fittest at it's finest...

My daughter was on my lap while Owen and I were talking shop. First the beer showed up and he poured the glass... I'd heard stories about his breakfast habit so didn't bat an eye.
The breakfast was delivered and Owen received a plate with 4 strips of bacon on it - my daughter who had been relatively quiet for -most- of the time up to then looked down, saw the bacon, looked up at Owen and said in a really friendly voice "Hiiiiiii" then back down to the bacon.
Is my memory correct Owen? I almost fell out of the booth. I knew she likes her bacon, but please.

Then the response from Mr Owen- jerked that plate back close to his edge of the table and started barricading himself in with beer and bottles and water glass... I didn't see any gentleness in his nature at all. I believe that had I not walked Priya around away from the table that the two would have gotten into a brawl.
Hey, at 2.5 years old they don't quite understand the division of property yet. Sorry.

Owen - Bacon
Gollum - Precious
You get the jist.