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JOHNNY WALKER LTD EDITION RENCORP SIGNED-WINNER - STEVE#878!
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tomy salami
Location: Mountus Labias, WA, US fucking A
Joined: Wed Nov 9, 2011
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Real Name: Thomas Sal Lammy
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No, gonna bury the fifty in the center of one of either packages.
Rene, being the the man he is, will dig in knuckles deep to look for his "prize".
Then again, it may be in the blue "clean up after your dog" bag provided by the park.
Aint sure where he will find it, but he has a 33% chance of snagging it on his first try.
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Eating lead paint chips will give you diminished mental capacity.
אני מזהה Supremo EL בחדר בחלק העליון של המדרגות .....
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RENCORP
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Location: East of Japan, not by much.
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So far, all bark, and no bite.
Poo on you.
And, Mama drownded all the dumb babies.
Jest dump everything into a five gallon bucket of water, stir, and let things settle out.
Grant will float to the top, everything else settles out.
A bit of soap and water, and, voila !
Poo free shopping spree !
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man a fishing pole, and he will drink too much beer, get tangled in fish line, hook himself in the nose casting, fall overboard, and either drown, or, go home hungry and wet. Give a man a case of dynamite, and he will feed the whole town for a year!
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tomy salami
Location: Mountus Labias, WA, US fucking A
Joined: Wed Nov 9, 2011
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Real Name: Thomas Sal Lammy
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RENCORP wrote: So far, all bark, and no bite.
Bullshit aint my strong suit. Check is in the mail.................. 
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Eating lead paint chips will give you diminished mental capacity.
אני מזהה Supremo EL בחדר בחלק העליון של המדרגות .....
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| Sat Dec 15, 2012 2:12 pm |
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RENCORP
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Location: East of Japan, not by much.
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Well, no - by the photographic proof, it can be deduced that you have no shit at all.
Shitless In Seattle, are we ?
Constipation is a possibility.
Enslavement of the dog, and the boys to make up for your lack of ass cookies.
Shameful, just shameful.
There is a remedy to your humiliating state of affairs.
Comes in a box, available at all popular retail outlets.
Called Ex - Lax.
Comes in chocolate flavor, just to set the stage for the aftermath.
Good luck with your efforts to pinch off a raisin or two.
Have Oskar take some pictures of you doing the deed.
That dog is smart enough to do so, after all.
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man a fishing pole, and he will drink too much beer, get tangled in fish line, hook himself in the nose casting, fall overboard, and either drown, or, go home hungry and wet. Give a man a case of dynamite, and he will feed the whole town for a year!
BE ON NOTICE:
PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning - any person and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to my photos, and/or the comments made about my photos or any other "picture" art posted on my profile.
You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee, agent, student or any personnel under your direction or control.
The contents of this profile are PRIVATE and legally privileged and confidential information, and the violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. UCC 1-103 1-308 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT PREJUDICE
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| Sat Dec 15, 2012 2:42 pm |
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tomy salami
Location: Mountus Labias, WA, US fucking A
Joined: Wed Nov 9, 2011
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Real Name: Thomas Sal Lammy
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You are just mad that you are looking at sifting through shit for a mere $50.
Have fun.
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Eating lead paint chips will give you diminished mental capacity.
אני מזהה Supremo EL בחדר בחלק העליון של המדרגות .....
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| Sat Dec 15, 2012 2:51 pm |
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RENCORP
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Naw - I was gonna pay it forward, anyway.
I haven't got an angry bone in mah body.
Unless some one is being mean to the wife.
I found the ideal family for your gift.
They have a unique talent for dealing with the product...................
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intellectual way.
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were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was
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children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
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Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd,
and Horse.
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Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct
them.
Sincerely,
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man a fishing pole, and he will drink too much beer, get tangled in fish line, hook himself in the nose casting, fall overboard, and either drown, or, go home hungry and wet. Give a man a case of dynamite, and he will feed the whole town for a year!
BE ON NOTICE:
PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning - any person and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to my photos, and/or the comments made about my photos or any other "picture" art posted on my profile.
You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee, agent, student or any personnel under your direction or control.
The contents of this profile are PRIVATE and legally privileged and confidential information, and the violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. UCC 1-103 1-308 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT PREJUDICE
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Walt
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tomy salami wrote: RENCORP wrote: So far, all bark, and no bite.
Bullshit aint my strong suit. Check is in the mail.................. This is like a really sick version of Let's Make a Deal.
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RENCORP
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Resurrected for Story Time.
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man a fishing pole, and he will drink too much beer, get tangled in fish line, hook himself in the nose casting, fall overboard, and either drown, or, go home hungry and wet. Give a man a case of dynamite, and he will feed the whole town for a year!
BE ON NOTICE:
PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning - any person and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to my photos, and/or the comments made about my photos or any other "picture" art posted on my profile.
You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee, agent, student or any personnel under your direction or control.
The contents of this profile are PRIVATE and legally privileged and confidential information, and the violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. UCC 1-103 1-308 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT PREJUDICE
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