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I thought this is what you meant. I really like the Magpul side folder butt stocks.
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Dang. I bet if you pulled her panties down to her knees, her cooter would still be in them.


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You guys just can't let go of the Holstein.... :throwup: Please, don't quote her anymore, my eyes are bleeding.

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That.............. can't be real...



The woman? Or the Dog? :bigsmile:

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Dang. I bet if you pulled her panties down to her knees, her cooter would still be in them.


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But unless you rolled her in flour and looked for the wet spot you'd never know.

BTW, where in the world would you fine a pair of panties for that? It would be more like one of those water buckets they hang from helicopters for fire fighting with leg holes cut in it than "panties".

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usrifle wrote:
I guess i just can't get on board with Plastic on an AK....To me it's like dressing a pitbull up in a Tutu.


I thought that the only appropriate "furniture" for an AK came from a lumberyard somewhere in Russia or perhaps off some farmer's barn.

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Dang. I bet if you pulled her panties down to her knees, her cooter would still be in them.


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But unless you rolled her in flour and looked for the wet spot you'd never know.

BTW, where in the world would you fine a pair of panties for that? It would be more like one of those water buckets they hang from helicopters for fire fighting with leg holes cut in it than "panties".


The tag on her panties says "made by Coleman".


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God I fucking hate linking to infowars, but it's what came up when I image searched that photo. http://www.infowars.com/world-famous-ph ... beautiful/



I thought you were an atheist.

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Without penetration data, the pics aren't of much use.

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I don't want to be told that I can't remove the tree by some tree-hugging pole smoker from the eat-a-dick foundation/Olympia/King County.


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I have this habit of using common words and phrases, especially when they are culturally dominant.

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These two may be pigs, but would you consume any bacon made from them?

Maybe it's time we stopped showing such disrespect to real pigs and consider the invaluable contribution they make to our lives.a

Perhaps the term "Slug" would be more appropriate. More disgusting and I don't know anyone who brine soaks and smokes Slugs------yet anyway. :bigsmile:

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This little piggy just came home from car a few inches shorter. Feels way more balanced.
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These two may be pigs, but would you consume any bacon made from them?



A good reason to become a muslim

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Without penetration data, the pics aren't of much use.

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"Half the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important. They don't mean to do harm -- but the harm does not interest them. Or they do not see it, or they justify it because they are absorbed in the endless struggle to think well of themselves." – T.S. Eliot

"The right of self defence is the first law of nature: in most governments it has been the study of rulers to confine this right within the narrowest limits possible. Wherever standing armies are kept up, and the right of the people to keep and bear arms is, under any colour or pretext whatsoever, prohibited, liberty, if not already annihilated, is on the brink of destruction." - St. George Tucker

A careful definition of words would destroy half the agenda of the political left and scrutinizing evidence would destroy the other half. - Thomas Sowell

"To ban guns because criminals use them is to tell the innocent and law-abiding that their rights and liberties depend not on their own conduct, but on the conduct of the guilty and the lawless, and that the law will permit them to have only such rights and liberties as the lawless will allow...

For society does not control crime, ever, by forcing the law-abiding to accommodate themselves to the expected behavior of criminals. Society controls crime by forcing the criminals to accommodate themselves to the expected behavior of the law-abiding." - Jeff Snyder

Personal weapons are what raised mankind out of the mud, and the rifle is the queen of personal weapons. The possession of a good rifle, as well as the skill to use it well, truly makes a man the monarch of all he surveys. It realizes the ancient dream of the Jovian thunderbolt, and as such it is the embodiment of personal power. For this reason it exercises a curious influence over the minds of most men, and in its best examples it constitutes an object of affection unmatched by any other inanimate object.

Jeff Cooper
1997 The Art of the Rifle Page 1.

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SUGGEST CASE BE SUBMITTED ON APPELLANT'S BRIEF. UNABLE TO OBTAIN ANY MONEY FROM CLIENTS TO BE PRESENT & ARGUE BRIEF.

The defense attorney's telegram to the clerk of the Supreme Court, March 29, 1939, in re United States. v. Miller.

You don't need to go to Law School to understand the constitutional implications of that.

“You can’t cut the throat of every cocksucker whose character it would improve.”
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I don't want to be told that I can't remove the tree by some tree-hugging pole smoker from the eat-a-dick foundation/Olympia/King County.


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