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Mediumrarechicken
Location: Puyallup Joined: Thu Aug 16, 2012 Posts: 9065
Real Name: Richard Fitzwelliner
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I was at a party and a guy pulled a bloody tampon out of a girl, he put it in a shot of vodka, took the shot and sucked on the tampon
_________________ If she sits on your face and you can still hear, SHE'S NOT FAT.
I'm going to type out 3 paragraphs and wax eloquently about a similar story in my life. Pm me if you figured it out.
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Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:27 am |
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Wacarry
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Location: Olympia Joined: Sun Oct 16, 2011 Posts: 3696
Real Name: Kelley
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Mediumrarechicken wrote: I was at a party and a guy pulled a bloody tampon out of a girl, he put it in a shot of vodka, took the shot and sucked on the tampon I have no words......
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Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:40 am |
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L_O_G
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Location: South Seattle Joined: Thu Sep 22, 2011 Posts: 13485
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Mediumrarechicken wrote: I was at a party and a guy pulled a bloody tampon out of a girl, he put it in a shot of vodka, took the shot and sucked on the tampon You win, thread over..
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golddigger14s
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Location: Faxon, OK Joined: Sat Mar 19, 2011 Posts: 17806
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L_O_G wrote: Mediumrarechicken wrote: I was at a party and a guy pulled a bloody tampon out of a girl, he put it in a shot of vodka, took the shot and sucked on the tampon You win, thread over.. WTF! Can't beat that.
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Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:50 am |
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deadshot2
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Location: Marysville, WA Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2011 Posts: 11581
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Anyone ever been to the old "Birdhouse" south of Anchorage on the Seward Hwy?
There were used tampons stapled to the wall by the thousands. Right along with soiled panties and bra's. Up the walls and across the rafters over the bar.
When your drink was delivered you downed it immediately or covered it with a napkin to keep it from getting contaminated by anything that would fall from above.
The walls had so much crap stapled to them that you couldn't tell which door was which for the Restrooms. Just pick one. Didn't seem to matter and nobody complained.
The old place burned down I heard. No surprise.
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WaJim
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L_O_G wrote: Mediumrarechicken wrote: I was at a party and a guy pulled a bloody tampon out of a girl, he put it in a shot of vodka, took the shot and sucked on the tampon You win, thread over.. Well, to be fair...I could see that happening. But if the chick was more of a Rosie Odonnell than say,,,,,,Cristy Brinkly then I'm with you...that's friggen over the top.
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Wed Nov 15, 2017 3:06 pm |
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GeekWithGuns
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Mediumrarechicken wrote: I was at a party and a guy pulled a bloody tampon out of a girl, he put it in a shot of vodka, took the shot and sucked on the tampon Egads... If her name was Mary, then that would mean he was drinking a Bloody Mary
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AR15L
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Location: Nampa, Idaho Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011 Posts: 19386
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Be honest now... How many WaGu guys and gals have their red wings?
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Captain90s
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GeekWithGuns wrote: Mediumrarechicken wrote: I was at a party and a guy pulled a bloody tampon out of a girl, he put it in a shot of vodka, took the shot and sucked on the tampon Egads... If her name was Mary, then that would mean he was drinking a Bloody Mary
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Wed Nov 15, 2017 3:33 pm |
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jackass
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Location: Burien Joined: Sun Sep 22, 2013 Posts: 5862
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When I was in Afghanistan in a B-hut my pay agent would have women that swooned over him send him goodies and he would leave them lying out at night. At night I thought he was using the keyboard when I used my flashlight and saw mice all over his bed with him asleep eating his goodies. I never ate from his goodies again.
You had to be very careful where you sat down because if it was anywhere semi private someone probably took a shit there. This includes buildings, trees, crevices, jersey barriers, bunkers, etc. Just look for the pink crepe paper.
And in Shindand, when an MP Co from the 101st was there, they burned shit from latrines. I saw it and smelled it but fortunately I never had to do it.
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Fjordforder
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Location: Mason/Kitsap County Demilitarized Zone Joined: Wed Aug 7, 2013 Posts: 4543
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I`ve seen wild Bernie voters. In addition:
1) Standing there, friend talking to one of his buddies (hill people, weird fuckers) when the guy`s dog walks up. Middle of nowhere, he`s got rusty old cars and shit all over the place, no lawn - that kinda shithole. The dog looks up at me and takes a nasty shit right on the ground, in the middle of the circle we`re standing in. White worms wriggling around in it. If I didn`t know any better I`d think I was the only person who noticed too. Dog left.
2) Someone at my old HS would leave used condoms wrapped around doorknobs every couple weeks. You`d think it`d be a fool`s joke, that he`d be leaving perfect genetic samples for testing and ID?
3) At the same school the whole wrestling team got Cauliflower ear from the wrestling mats. Came to light that the lazy janitors never bothered cleaning them.
4) Once caught one tweaker sucking another off. Broke that up personally.
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Wed Nov 15, 2017 8:09 pm |
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Wetpaperbag
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Location: olympia Joined: Sat Sep 21, 2013 Posts: 3783
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I work in education. I've seen my fair share of boogers picked and eaten. Had a student writing on the bathroom walls with their own poo.
Guy at the Fred Meyers picked his nose and wiped it on the counter near the broccoli. Told him that was f-ing disgusting, and he told me to F off and just walked away.
A buddy of mine was notorious for leaving upper deckers at peoples houses. He never did it to our house, thank god. For those that don't know, he pooped in the tank.
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Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:26 pm |
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Mediumrarechicken
Location: Puyallup Joined: Thu Aug 16, 2012 Posts: 9065
Real Name: Richard Fitzwelliner
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10 or so years ago I was at the Jack in the box in Lakewood and went to take a leak, the guy before me decided that it would be cool to rub his shit everywhere. The shit smell was turrible so I only had .5 of a second but I saw poop on all the walls, the mirror, the sink and the floor. This dude did a skim coat on everything.
When I was in Texas a kid took a shit in a urinal at a chunky cheese type place.
_________________ If she sits on your face and you can still hear, SHE'S NOT FAT.
I'm going to type out 3 paragraphs and wax eloquently about a similar story in my life. Pm me if you figured it out.
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Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:13 pm |
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Mediumrarechicken
Location: Puyallup Joined: Thu Aug 16, 2012 Posts: 9065
Real Name: Richard Fitzwelliner
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Wetpaperbag wrote: I work in education. I've seen my fair share of boogers picked and eaten. Had a student writing on the bathroom walls with their own poo.
Guy at the Fred Meyers picked his nose and wiped it on the counter near the broccoli. Told him that was f-ing disgusting, and he told me to F off and just walked away.
A buddy of mine was notorious for leaving upper deckers at peoples houses. He never did it to our house, thank god. For those that don't know, he pooped in the tank. I've upper deckered people's houses, I took a shit on some border jumpers hood and decided it wasn't enough and got some tp and picked the turd up and rubbed it all over the windshield. That fucking stunk
_________________ If she sits on your face and you can still hear, SHE'S NOT FAT.
I'm going to type out 3 paragraphs and wax eloquently about a similar story in my life. Pm me if you figured it out.
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Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:15 pm |
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Ops
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Location: Piece/Clallam Joined: Wed Oct 17, 2012 Posts: 10688
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peal the scabs back to let the pus drain.
anal sex
finding a bloody tampon laying on a bathroom floor
women who have stinky coochie
I remember the story about the hooker who had a rough vagina, and her john asked her if she needed lube. she said no , told him to wait. a minute later she came back and it was the wettest moist pussy ever. he asked her what she used, she said nothing , she just picked the scabs to let the pus out
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