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Yes it's Friday... Dilly Dilly
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In Memoriam   Location: Tacoma Wa Joined: Tue Oct 8, 2013 Posts: 16607 Real Name: George Bailey 
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Pablo wrote: delliottg wrote: I wonder if Budweiser knows this, or did the producer / writer slide something by the censors? Thing is with UD, just about every word, or word combination comes out meaning wanking, anal sex, or ejaculate on the back of your head at the movie theater. Bud is safe. Dilly dilly. Buzz Kill  _________________ "Remove one freedom per generation and soon you will have no freedom and no one would have noticed."......Carl Marx "Let us Cross the river and sit in the shade of the trees" .....Stonewall Jackson T. Jefferson "....the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. it is it's natural manure" |
| Fri Oct 20, 2017 2:53 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: SnoCo Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011 Posts: 2360
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Bud is horrible. Dilly dilly.
_________________ "The faster you shoot, the less shot you will get." |
| Fri Oct 20, 2017 3:21 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Lynnwood and at large Joined: Wed May 1, 2013 Posts: 21257 Real Name: Vick Lagina
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Burl Ives sang a song about Dilly Dilly
....Lavender's green When you are king, dilly dilly, I shall be queen Who told you so, dilly dilly, Who told you so? 'Twas my own heart, dilly dilly, That told me so Call up your friends, dilly, dilly Set them to work Some to the plough, dilly dilly, Some to the fork Read more: Burl Ives - Lavender Blue (Dilly Dilly) Lyrics | MetroLyrics Fap to that. _________________ “Finding ‘common ground’ with the thinking of evil men is a fool’s errand” ~ Herschel Smith "The “A return to First Principles in a Republic is sometimes caused by simple virtues of a single man. His good example has such an influence that the good men strive to imitate him, and the wicked are ashamed to lead a life so contrary to his example. Before all else, be armed!” ~ Niccolo Machiavelli Láodòng zhèng zhūwèi zìyóu FJB |
| Fri Oct 20, 2017 3:21 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: SnoCo Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011 Posts: 2360
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You guys fap too much.
_________________ "The faster you shoot, the less shot you will get." |
| Fri Oct 20, 2017 3:34 pm |
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Site Moderator   Location: Marysville Joined: Thu Mar 22, 2012 Posts: 13502 Real Name: Mike
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Jonathan Brown wrote: You guys fap too much. Sorry your penis has broken in your old age. Don't hate. _________________ Licensed/Bonded/Insured Hardwood Floor Installer/Finisher http://www.hardwoodfloorsnw.com/ |
| Fri Oct 20, 2017 4:12 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: SnoCo Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011 Posts: 2360
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Ask your mom how well it works, Junior.
_________________ "The faster you shoot, the less shot you will get." |
| Fri Oct 20, 2017 4:21 pm |
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Site Moderator Location: Marysville Joined: Thu Mar 22, 2012 Posts: 13502 Real Name: Mike
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Jonathan Brown wrote: Ask your mom how well it works, Junior. She refuses to speak to me since she died 3 years ago. _________________ Licensed/Bonded/Insured Hardwood Floor Installer/Finisher http://www.hardwoodfloorsnw.com/ |
| Fri Oct 20, 2017 4:27 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: SnoCo Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011 Posts: 2360
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Sorry. Must have been your wife or sister. Mister.
_________________ "The faster you shoot, the less shot you will get." |
| Fri Oct 20, 2017 4:48 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Faxon, OK Joined: Sat Mar 19, 2011 Posts: 17817 Real Name: Chuck
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Well a dilly dilly sounds even better than a Peruvian lobster.
_________________ "The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it." Thomas Jefferson "Evil often triumphs, but never conquers." Joseph Roux |
| Fri Oct 20, 2017 6:21 pm |
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 Site Supporter  Location: Kentucky Joined: Fri Jan 16, 2015 Posts: 11082
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golddigger14s wrote: Well a dilly dilly sounds even better than a Peruvian lobster. Is that like a Cincinnati bow tie or a Cosby sweater? _________________ You may be right, I may be crazy, but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for |
| Fri Oct 20, 2017 6:26 pm |
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Site Moderator Location: Marysville Joined: Thu Mar 22, 2012 Posts: 13502 Real Name: Mike
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Jonathan Brown wrote: Sorry. Must have been your wife or sister. Mister. Nah I'm just fucking with you my mom is alive and well. Just thought maybe the idea of necrophilic maternal love with my mom might get your winky working again. Anything? Shall we get out the defibrillator and see if we can put the spark back in 'ol sparky? "CLEAR!!!!"  _________________ Licensed/Bonded/Insured Hardwood Floor Installer/Finisher http://www.hardwoodfloorsnw.com/ |
| Fri Oct 20, 2017 7:16 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: East of Japan, not by much. Joined: Fri Jun 3, 2011 Posts: 12990
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Nah. Give him a ceiling fixture light socket with an extension cord attached.
He can plug his willie into the light bulb hole, and plug it into a wall outlet, for a truly electrifying experience. 110 household volts ought raise the dead wood. _________________ Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man a fishing pole, and he will drink too much beer, get tangled in fish line, hook himself in the nose casting, fall overboard, and either drown, or, go home hungry and wet. Give a man a case of dynamite, and he will feed the whole town for a year! BE ON NOTICE: PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning - any person and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to my photos, and/or the comments made about my photos or any other "picture" art posted on my profile. You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee, agent, student or any personnel under your direction or control. The contents of this profile are PRIVATE and legally privileged and confidential information, and the violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. UCC 1-103 1-308 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT PREJUDICE |
| Mon Oct 23, 2017 10:53 am |
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Site Supporter Location: SnoCo Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011 Posts: 2360
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Why are you guys so concerned with my penis? It works fine, thank you. I don't look my age, and younger women seem to like me for some reason.
I also have regular bowel movements without resorting to laxatives or prunes. I can throw a football about 50 yards before my shoulder starts protesting. I can still stalk elk in mountainous country. AND do the work of hauling them out. I do alright. So get off my lawn. _________________ "The faster you shoot, the less shot you will get." |
| Mon Oct 23, 2017 12:26 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Everson, WA Joined: Sun Jan 6, 2013 Posts: 28174 Real Name: Ace Winky
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You look fucking ancient in your picture.
_________________ Why does the Penguin in Batman sound like a duck? Because the eagle sounds like a hawk. |
| Mon Oct 23, 2017 12:30 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Nampa, Idaho Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011 Posts: 19461 Real Name: Rick
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Pablo wrote: You look fucking ancient in your picture.  _________________ ‘What’s the point of being a citizen if an illegal gets all the benefits’ |
| Mon Oct 23, 2017 12:38 pm |
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