 |
 |
It is currently Tue Apr 23, 2024 9:32 pm |
|
All times are UTC - 8 hours |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
Page 1 of 3 |
[ 43 posts ] | Go to page 1, 2, 3 Next |
| Print view | Previous topic | Next topic |
Juice will be on the loose! Parole Granted.
| Author | Message |
|---|---|
|
In Memoriam   Location: Mukilteoish Joined: Sat Mar 26, 2011 Posts: 11595 
|
To be released Oct 1, 2017
With some stipulations. Infraction free for 9 years, and got an infraction a couple weeks ago for whacking off in front of a female guard. Parole hearing is tomorrow. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... arole.html EXCLUSIVE: OJ Simpson's parole may be in jeopardy after he was caught masturbating in his Nevada prison cell by a female corrections officer The former football great was caught pleasuring himself by a female corrections officer making her normal rounds at the Lovelock Correctional Center in Nevada 'He is facing a disciplinary hearing after being written up for masturbating in his prison cell,' a prison source tells Dailymail.com Up until June, when the incident occurred, OJ was a model inmate ever since he entered Lovelock 2008 He will appear remotely from Locklock in front of the four-member parole board in Carson City, Nevada, via video conference at 1 p.m. When OJ, now 70, goes in front of the Nevada Department of Corrections Parole Board on Thursday, he still won't have faced a disciplinary hearing for the masturbation charge, which, says the source, could pose a problem for him. While it's not the most serious charge to be written up for in prison, it's serious enough that any potential parole date maybe be delayed or his parole denied all together,' added the source. _________________ NRA Endowment Member. How did they know my member was well endowed? Last edited by Guntrader on Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:22 pm, edited 2 times in total. |
| Wed Jul 19, 2017 12:40 pm |
|
|
|
|
Site Supporter  Location: Bellingham Canada Joined: Thu Jan 3, 2013 Posts: 4999 Real Name: Josheewa
|
WTF? I hope that he at least got to finish.
_________________ It must be frustrating always being the smartest person in the room.-Jagerbomber35 Divided we fall. |
| Wed Jul 19, 2017 1:37 pm |
|
|
|
|
Site Supporter  Location: N-Sno Joined: Thu Oct 3, 2013 Posts: 4015
|
It's prison, where is he supposed to jack off?
_________________ "Hmmm. I've been looking for a way to serve the community that incorporates my violence." -- Leela |
| Wed Jul 19, 2017 1:45 pm |
|
|
|
|
In Memoriam Location: Mukilteoish Joined: Sat Mar 26, 2011 Posts: 11595
|
He didn't have any Quaalude's, what else is he gonna do?
_________________ NRA Endowment Member. How did they know my member was well endowed? |
| Wed Jul 19, 2017 1:46 pm |
|
|
|
|
Site Supporter  Location: Deckerville Joined: Wed Jan 13, 2016 Posts: 2946 Real Name: Rob
|
They need to let him out so he can resume the search for the real killers.
_________________ “The Democrats are playing you for a political chump and if you vote for them, not only are you a chump, you are a traitor to your race.”-Malcolm X |
| Wed Jul 19, 2017 1:56 pm |
|
|
|
|
Site Supporter  Location: Lacey/Olympia/JBLM Joined: Tue May 10, 2011 Posts: 3111 Real Name: Marco
|
No Happy Ending...
 _________________ "Dedication, perseverance, commitment and tenacity are the traits you will find in those who finish and achieve their dreams." There are times when the situation as it occurs, dictates the course of actions that follow. "I stand for the National Anthem, always have, always will" On days like this, I often wonder what Gary Gordon and Randy Shughart would do... |
| Wed Jul 19, 2017 2:04 pm |
|
|
|
 Site Supporter  Location: Western Washington Joined: Wed May 28, 2014 Posts: 284
|
"I would not, could not, did not, commit this crime"
|
| Wed Jul 19, 2017 2:09 pm |
|
|
|
|
Site Supporter  Location: East of Japan, not by much. Joined: Fri Jun 3, 2011 Posts: 12990
|
" If my dick had no hole, you must parole. "
_________________ Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man a fishing pole, and he will drink too much beer, get tangled in fish line, hook himself in the nose casting, fall overboard, and either drown, or, go home hungry and wet. Give a man a case of dynamite, and he will feed the whole town for a year! BE ON NOTICE: PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning - any person and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to my photos, and/or the comments made about my photos or any other "picture" art posted on my profile. You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee, agent, student or any personnel under your direction or control. The contents of this profile are PRIVATE and legally privileged and confidential information, and the violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. UCC 1-103 1-308 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT PREJUDICE |
| Wed Jul 19, 2017 2:28 pm |
|
|
|
|
Site Supporter  Location: Shelton Joined: Sun Nov 17, 2013 Posts: 5838
|
mislabeled wrote: It's prison, where is he supposed to jack off? That was my thought. |
| Wed Jul 19, 2017 3:58 pm |
|
|
|
|
Site Admin   Location: Renton, WA Joined: Sun Mar 13, 2011 Posts: 52067 Real Name: Steve
|
Rix86 wrote: mislabeled wrote: It's prison, where is he supposed to jack off? That was my thought. Exactly. Is it really against the rules to masturbate?? I was considering a life of crime, but now I'm swinging back to the other direction . . . . _________________ Steve Benefactor Life Member, National Rifle Association Life Member, Second Amendment Foundation Patriot & Life Member, Gun Owners of America Life Member, Citizens Committee for the Right to Keep and Bear Arms Legal Action Supporter, Firearms Policy Coalition Member, NAGR/NFGR Please support the organizations that support all of us. Leave it cleaner than you found it. |
| Wed Jul 19, 2017 4:01 pm |
|
|
|
|
Site Supporter  Location: Nampa, Idaho Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011 Posts: 19468 Real Name: Rick
|
A crime?
Crap... all of Waguns is guilty.  _________________ ‘What’s the point of being a citizen if an illegal gets all the benefits’ |
| Wed Jul 19, 2017 4:11 pm |
|
|
|
|
Site Supporter  Location: south 'merca Joined: Wed Jul 25, 2012 Posts: 9738 Real Name: Mike
|
MadPick wrote: Rix86 wrote: mislabeled wrote: It's prison, where is he supposed to jack off? That was my thought. Exactly. Is it really against the rules to masturbate?? I was considering a life of crime, but now I'm swinging back to the other direction . . . . Pretty sure it's against the rules most places to spank the monkey. Ask Eddie, that fucker probably has some experience in the issue. As well as mash _________________ "No Quarter, No Mercy" mash_man wrote: #gangbangerlivesmatter |
| Wed Jul 19, 2017 4:16 pm |
|
|
|
|
Site Supporter  Location: Faxon, OK Joined: Sat Mar 19, 2011 Posts: 17820 Real Name: Chuck
|
Just don't whack it when the screws are patrolling.
_________________ "The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it." Thomas Jefferson "Evil often triumphs, but never conquers." Joseph Roux |
| Wed Jul 19, 2017 4:28 pm |
|
|
|
|
Site Supporter  Location: Marysville, WA Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2011 Posts: 11581 Real Name: Mike
|
A newspaper article referring to an unnamed source.
OK, why should I believe this? Better yet, why should I give a crap. For the amusement of others reading this (or perhaps not) here is a little something from the Urban Dictionary Quote: fifi fifi is a latex glove wrapped by a small towell or sock inmates wrap the towell or sock. you can make your fifi tight to simulate a tight pussy by using rubberbands around the towell. insert some cream in the glove maybe some warm water. now just pretend your boning some fine ass chick and hurry before the guards bust you.oh and never use shampoo unless you want your penis to blow up and all your cell mates to laugh at you _________________ "I've learned from the Dog that an afternoon nap is a good thing" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother" - William Shakespeare |
| Wed Jul 19, 2017 4:28 pm |
|
|
|
|
Site Supporter  Location: Tulsa, Ok Joined: Mon Nov 25, 2013 Posts: 2324 Real Name: Jeremy
|
MadPick wrote: Rix86 wrote: mislabeled wrote: It's prison, where is he supposed to jack off? That was my thought. Exactly. Is it really against the rules to masturbate?? I was considering a life of crime, but now I'm swinging back to the other direction . . . . I thought there were laws against "cruel and unusual" punishment? |
| Wed Jul 19, 2017 4:29 pm |
|
|
|
|
|
Page 1 of 3 |
[ 43 posts ] | Go to page 1, 2, 3 Next |
|
All times are UTC - 8 hours |
Who is online |
Users browsing this forum: Ganderr, ViniVidivici, Wetpaperbag and 58 guests |
| You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot post attachments in this forum |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|