sinus211 wrote:
So I was just on diaper duty. Had Jacob up on the changing table, diaper off, wiping baby butthole. When I hear a faint whistle. "What's whistling?" I think you myself. Whistle is followed by a splat as the kid shots 3" of yellow mucus shit out across the changing pad. His butt was whistling.
Just wait until you have to deal with one of those high-pressure liquid shits all over the room at 2 AM. I think I stood there for about 5 minutes and just stared at it in disbelief. Thank God for Clorox wipes.