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My youngest shit in his diaper while in a car seat.
Had feces all along his back and coming out the neck back of his shirt!

Occupied a Jack in the Box restroom for quite some time cleaning him up.
Huggies wipes...1 and done my ass! :ROFLMAO:

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They sent that probe in, last thursday.

And I didn't get any flowers or nibbles! :blackcloud1:



Hell, I'd probably settle for two drinks and a ride home.

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They sent that probe in, last thursday.

And I didn't get any flowers or nibbles! :blackcloud1:



Hell, I'd probably settle for two drinks and a ride home.

Just as good. I got a ride home, 3 cheeseburgers, and an invitation to come back in 3 weeks.

I'm waiting on the results of the biopsies before I decide to take them up on that last invite.

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Wed Jun 21, 2017 12:37 pm
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They sent that probe in, last thursday.

And I didn't get any flowers or nibbles! :blackcloud1:



Hell, I'd probably settle for two drinks and a ride home.

Just as good. I got a ride home, 3 cheeseburgers, and an invitation to come back in 3 weeks.

I'm waiting on the results of the biopsies before I decide to take them up on that last invite.
Hold out for a Shirley Temple. :045:

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Selador wrote:
They sent that probe in, last thursday.

And I didn't get any flowers or nibbles! :blackcloud1:


Recently joined the over 50 colonoscopy club as well. Pretty glad I was asleep for that experience. Getting older's a grand thing ain't it? :ROFLMAO:

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I'm a twice-violated recipient of the Colon Camera. The worst part is, waking up with a slippery butt hole and wondering exactly what they were doing....

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I'm a twice-violated recipient of the Colon Camera. The worst part is, waking up with a slippery butt hole and wondering exactly what they were doing....


Don't worry about it until you find a quarter taped to your hand.

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I was wide awake and watched the entire thing on the monitor.

There was a polyp maybe every 6 to 8 inches. Biggest one being maybe half the size of your little fingernail.

It was interesting to watch them remove them. They didn't remove all of them, (By the doctor's count, maybe 8 or 9 removed. I wasn't counting.), and told me to come back in 3 months to get the rest removed.

I'll wait and find out the results of the biopsies, before I make that second appointment.

Unless cancerous, they are like skin tags. Ugly, but not dangerous. And who cares if they are ugly. Only the doc with the scope ever sees them.

Only thing that pissed me off was that the doc at times seemed to take his anger out on his work, and I just happened to be his work...

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I'm a twice-violated recipient of the Colon Camera. The worst part is, waking up with a slippery butt hole and wondering exactly what they were doing....


Don't worry about it until you find a quarter taped to your hand.

:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

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I had to give my doc written permission because of the tramp stamp tattoo on my arse that says
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Some shit should not be written for others to read. Dammit this is a gun forum.

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Some shit should not be written for others to read. Dammit this is a gun forum.

Just be glad I didn't post pictures. :wink05: :bigsmile:

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Some shit should not be written for others to read. Dammit this is a gun forum.

Just be glad I didn't post pictures. :wink05: :bigsmile:


Pics huh, yikes!!! Some things just can't be unseen :ROFLMAO:

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Some shit should not be written for others to read. Dammit this is a gun forum.

Just be glad I didn't post pictures. :wink05: :bigsmile:

Would it be like the movie Polyp Fiction?

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