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sigman226
Location: Oly Wa Joined: Fri Aug 10, 2012 Posts: 614
Real Name: Rick
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Guntrader wrote: My youngest shit in his diaper while in a car seat. Had feces all along his back and coming out the neck back of his shirt!
Occupied a Jack in the Box restroom for quite some time cleaning him up. Huggies wipes...1 and done my ass!
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Wed Jun 21, 2017 11:55 am |
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jukk0u
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Location: Lynnwood and at large Joined: Wed May 1, 2013 Posts: 21151
Real Name: Vick Lagina
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Selador wrote: They sent that probe in, last thursday. And I didn't get any flowers or nibbles! Hell, I'd probably settle for two drinks and a ride home.
_________________ “Finding ‘common ground’ with the thinking of evil men is a fool’s errand” ~ Herschel Smith
"The said Constitution shall never be construed to authorize Congress to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms." ~ Samuel Adams
“A return to First Principles in a Republic is sometimes caused by simple virtues of a single man. His good example has such an influence that the good men strive to imitate him, and the wicked are ashamed to lead a life so contrary to his example. Before all else, be armed!” ~ Niccolo Machiavelli
Láodòng zhèng zhūwèi zìyóu
FJB
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Wed Jun 21, 2017 12:06 pm |
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Selador
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Location: Index Joined: Thu Aug 23, 2012 Posts: 12963
Real Name: Jeff
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jukk0u wrote: Selador wrote: They sent that probe in, last thursday. And I didn't get any flowers or nibbles! Hell, I'd probably settle for two drinks and a ride home. Just as good. I got a ride home, 3 cheeseburgers, and an invitation to come back in 3 weeks. I'm waiting on the results of the biopsies before I decide to take them up on that last invite.
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Wed Jun 21, 2017 12:37 pm |
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sigman226
Location: Oly Wa Joined: Fri Aug 10, 2012 Posts: 614
Real Name: Rick
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Selador wrote: jukk0u wrote: Selador wrote: They sent that probe in, last thursday. And I didn't get any flowers or nibbles! Hell, I'd probably settle for two drinks and a ride home. Just as good. I got a ride home, 3 cheeseburgers, and an invitation to come back in 3 weeks. I'm waiting on the results of the biopsies before I decide to take them up on that last invite. Hold out for a Shirley Temple.
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Wed Jun 21, 2017 3:12 pm |
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sportsdad60
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Location: The banana belt of MT Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2015 Posts: 8578
Real Name: Brian
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_________________ "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."- Hunter S. Thompson
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Fri Jun 23, 2017 8:02 am |
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GeekWithGuns
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Location: Round Rock, TX Joined: Thu Mar 5, 2015 Posts: 3899
Real Name: Dave
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Selador wrote: They sent that probe in, last thursday. And I didn't get any flowers or nibbles! Recently joined the over 50 colonoscopy club as well. Pretty glad I was asleep for that experience. Getting older's a grand thing ain't it?
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Fri Jun 23, 2017 8:06 am |
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sportsdad60
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Location: The banana belt of MT Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2015 Posts: 8578
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I'm a twice-violated recipient of the Colon Camera. The worst part is, waking up with a slippery butt hole and wondering exactly what they were doing....
_________________ "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."- Hunter S. Thompson
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Fri Jun 23, 2017 8:17 am |
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Old Jim
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sportsdad60 wrote: I'm a twice-violated recipient of the Colon Camera. The worst part is, waking up with a slippery butt hole and wondering exactly what they were doing.... Don't worry about it until you find a quarter taped to your hand.
_________________ FREE MEN do not need permission
I Believe in the United States of America as a government of the people, for the people; whose just powers are derived from the consent of the governed; a democracy in a republic; a sovereign Nation of many sovereign States; a perfect union, one and inseparable; established upon those principles of freedom, equality, justice, and humanity for which American patriots sacrificed their lives and fortunes. I believe it is my duty to my country to love it, to support its Constitution, to obey its laws, to respect its flag, and to defend it against all enemies." William Tyler Page 1917
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Fri Jun 23, 2017 8:48 am |
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Selador
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Location: Index Joined: Thu Aug 23, 2012 Posts: 12963
Real Name: Jeff
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I was wide awake and watched the entire thing on the monitor.
There was a polyp maybe every 6 to 8 inches. Biggest one being maybe half the size of your little fingernail.
It was interesting to watch them remove them. They didn't remove all of them, (By the doctor's count, maybe 8 or 9 removed. I wasn't counting.), and told me to come back in 3 months to get the rest removed.
I'll wait and find out the results of the biopsies, before I make that second appointment.
Unless cancerous, they are like skin tags. Ugly, but not dangerous. And who cares if they are ugly. Only the doc with the scope ever sees them.
Only thing that pissed me off was that the doc at times seemed to take his anger out on his work, and I just happened to be his work...
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Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:43 am |
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sportsdad60
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Location: The banana belt of MT Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2015 Posts: 8578
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Old Jim wrote: sportsdad60 wrote: I'm a twice-violated recipient of the Colon Camera. The worst part is, waking up with a slippery butt hole and wondering exactly what they were doing.... Don't worry about it until you find a quarter taped to your hand.
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Fri Jun 23, 2017 11:09 am |
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sportsdad60
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Location: The banana belt of MT Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2015 Posts: 8578
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I had to give my doc written permission because of the tramp stamp tattoo on my arse that says DO NOT ENTER YIELD TO ONCOMING TRAFFIC
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Fri Jun 23, 2017 11:16 am |
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Pablo
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Location: Everson, WA Joined: Sun Jan 6, 2013 Posts: 28149
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Some shit should not be written for others to read. Dammit this is a gun forum.
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Because the eagle sounds like a hawk.
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Fri Jun 23, 2017 11:25 am |
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Selador
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Location: Index Joined: Thu Aug 23, 2012 Posts: 12963
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Pablo wrote: Some shit should not be written for others to read. Dammit this is a gun forum. Just be glad I didn't post pictures.
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How can I help you, and/or make you smile, today?
You are entitled to your opinion. You are not entitled to tell me what mine must be.
Do justice. Love mercy.
“I would rather have questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned.” ~ Richard P. Feynman
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Fri Jun 23, 2017 11:40 am |
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GeekWithGuns
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Location: Round Rock, TX Joined: Thu Mar 5, 2015 Posts: 3899
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Selador wrote: Pablo wrote: Some shit should not be written for others to read. Dammit this is a gun forum. Just be glad I didn't post pictures. Pics huh, yikes!!! Some things just can't be unseen
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Fri Jun 23, 2017 11:43 am |
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sportsdad60
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Location: The banana belt of MT Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2015 Posts: 8578
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Selador wrote: Pablo wrote: Some shit should not be written for others to read. Dammit this is a gun forum. Just be glad I didn't post pictures. Would it be like the movie Polyp Fiction?
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