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usrifle
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Location: RENTON Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2011 Posts: 20771
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_________________ Mr. Q wrote: so basically, if you have to smoke some asshole, make sure they become fertilizer and then Bounce? got it.
Guntrader wrote: Huh, maybe I was an asshole.
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Guntrader
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Location: Mukilteoish Joined: Sat Mar 26, 2011 Posts: 11595
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Sounds like the pigs were being discriminated against, and reacted appropriately. Would have been funny if the ISIS dickwads were eaten and tried to get some action from the 72 virgins in the afterlife as a pile of pig shit.
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Selador
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Location: Index Joined: Thu Aug 23, 2012 Posts: 12963
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Guntrader wrote: Sounds like the pigs were being discriminated against, and reacted appropriately. Would have been funny if the ISIS dickwads were eaten and tried to get some action from the 72 virgins in the afterlife as a pile of pig shit. My son told me the other day, that in the earliest version of the quran, found... The word is better translated as "grape", not "virgin". So, yeah. Blow yourself up. Go to the afterlife. And... "Here's yer grapes!"
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Captain90s
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Selador wrote: Guntrader wrote: Sounds like the pigs were being discriminated against, and reacted appropriately. Would have been funny if the ISIS dickwads were eaten and tried to get some action from the 72 virgins in the afterlife as a pile of pig shit. My son told me the other day, that in the earliest version of the quran, found... The word is better translated as "grape", not "virgin". So, yeah. Blow yourself up. Go to the afterlife. And... "Here's yer grapes!" There's a Robin Williams bit (From "Live on Broadway") wherein a jihadist goes to heaven and promptly Thomas Jefferson begins kicking the shit out of him, followed by other Founding Fathers. When he protests, he's told that he was promised 72 Virginians.
_________________ "If it doesn't work, the proper sequence of tools is duct tape->screwdriver->hammer->shotgun. If none of that fixes it, it wasn't meant to work in the first place."
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AR15L
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Probably left a bad taste in the pigs mouths.
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WaJim
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Location: Tacoma Wa Joined: Tue Oct 8, 2013 Posts: 16607
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Selador wrote: Guntrader wrote: Sounds like the pigs were being discriminated against, and reacted appropriately. Would have been funny if the ISIS dickwads were eaten and tried to get some action from the 72 virgins in the afterlife as a pile of pig shit. My son told me the other day, that in the earliest version of the quran, found... The word is better translated as "grape", not "virgin". So, yeah. Blow yourself up. Go to the afterlife. And... "Here's yer grapes!" Yeah.... Not grapes either....few mis-placed letters. The word you're looking for is Goats. Virgin Goats. Which, in their country, are scarce..
_________________ "Remove one freedom per generation and soon you will have no freedom and no one would have noticed."......Carl Marx
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T. Jefferson "....the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. it is it's natural manure"
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sigman226
Location: Oly Wa Joined: Fri Aug 10, 2012 Posts: 614
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Guntrader wrote: Sounds like the pigs were being discriminated against, and reacted appropriately. Would have been funny if the ISIS dickwads were eaten and tried to get some action from the 72 virgins in the afterlife as a pile of pig shit. I always bust their chops and say 72 virgins... but they never stated they would all be female.
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Soldier_Citizen
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