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Site Supporter   Location: South Seattle Joined: Thu May 2, 2013 Posts: 12475 Real Name: Steve 
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MadPick wrote: Yesterday I went to the Mariners game and parked in the Safeco Field Garage. After the game, some time after 10:00, I was leaving, driving the two-lane winding elevated highway towards I-90. It was dark, there was lots of traffic, and driving was kind of difficult. I was in the left lane, and realized that I needed to be in the right lane to get in I-5 South. I put on my blinker, waited for a pause in traffic on the right, and started to move over. Dude in the right line came ZIPPING forward, honking his horn. I pulled back left, he backed off, I started moving right again. Same deal, shoot forward, big drama. We did it again, and this time he actually came up beside me on the right, before backing off. WTF. I finally got over, and he came around me on the left. Still honking, and he flashed a bright light at me -- seemed like it might have been the side light on a cop car, something like that. Then he fires up his PA speaker: "WHY DON'T YOU STOP DRIVING LIKE AN ASSHOLE."  So I'm exiting to the right, he's staying left to get on I-90 . . . and suddenly the car to his left flipped on the flashing blue lights and pulled his ass over.  Technoweenie was at the game?  (just kidding TW...) That's awesome! So many times it's like "where's a cop when you need one?"....musta felt good to see him get his due  |
| Fri Sep 22, 2017 8:38 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Round Rock, TX Joined: Thu Mar 5, 2015 Posts: 3899 Real Name: Dave
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Heading out to see the Tedeschi-Trucks Band at Austin City Limits tonight. Just printed the tickets. Looking forward to it.
Went with the girlfriend to see Depeche Mode live this last Wednesday. Not so much my style of music but have to say their show was pretty awesome. Very high energy for a bunch of guys in their late 50's and they put on an encore that was like a whole second show. Just went on and on. _________________ There are dead horses yet to be slain.... - NWGunner |
| Sat Sep 23, 2017 7:26 am |
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Site Supporter  Location: Everson, WA Joined: Sun Jan 6, 2013 Posts: 28178 Real Name: Ace Winky
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Scored some new alloys for snows for the wife CRV. Close out wheels. $59 18" wheels..........then Tire Rack calls me and sends some pictures of some tiny nicks, they'll knock $10 off each. Steel wheels are $69 or $79.. For $49 each for new alloys? heck yeah!!
_________________ Why does the Penguin in Batman sound like a duck? Because the eagle sounds like a hawk. |
| Sat Sep 23, 2017 11:58 am |
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Site Supporter Location: Everson, WA Joined: Sun Jan 6, 2013 Posts: 28178 Real Name: Ace Winky
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I had no idea shrimp and grits involves bacon. And wife is fixing us Shrimp and grits. Hell yes
_________________ Why does the Penguin in Batman sound like a duck? Because the eagle sounds like a hawk. |
| Sat Sep 23, 2017 4:11 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Piece/Clallam Joined: Wed Oct 17, 2012 Posts: 10688
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bent over to pick something up and just blew the biggest fart and I don't feel bloated no more
_________________  Yaki's - last journey Promote a Growth Mindset. Don't let a fixed mindset not allow change for the better. pow·er trip - noun - a self-aggrandizing quest for ever-increasing control over others. |
| Sat Sep 23, 2017 7:49 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Index Joined: Thu Aug 23, 2012 Posts: 12963 Real Name: Jeff
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Ops wrote: bent over to pick something up and just blew the biggest fart and I don't feel bloated no more THIS... you give us details on.  _________________ -Jeff How can I help you, and/or make you smile, today? You are entitled to your opinion. You are not entitled to tell me what mine must be. Do justice. Love mercy. “I would rather have questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned.” ~ Richard P. Feynman |
| Sat Sep 23, 2017 7:54 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: Everson, WA Joined: Sun Jan 6, 2013 Posts: 28178 Real Name: Ace Winky
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Whenever I fart I just get yelled at.
Driving home from the gun show this am, my car started to make a horrible sound. It sounds like front - sounds like brakes. Like an 82 Chevy with no brake pads. My pads are still fat. What the hell? Pop the wheel off. Perfect pyramid rock with base against the sheet metal rotor cover and apex phonograph needling the rotor surface . Perfect sound amplifier. Damn loud! Good news the rock knocked right out. Hahaha. First thing that popped in mind when I heard it? How much is this gonna cost!! _________________ Why does the Penguin in Batman sound like a duck? Because the eagle sounds like a hawk. |
| Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:15 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: olympia Joined: Sat Sep 21, 2013 Posts: 3784
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Isildur wrote: Got an unexpected high three figure check from a LCD monitor price fixing class action settlement today. Thought it'd be maybe low two figures so I was pleasantly surprised. I too got a nice check. |
| Sun Sep 24, 2017 7:03 am |
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 Site Supporter  Location: Nampa, Idaho Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011 Posts: 19463 Real Name: Rick
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I want my Obama phone!!!!
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| Sun Sep 24, 2017 7:22 am |
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Site Supporter Location: Round Rock, TX Joined: Thu Mar 5, 2015 Posts: 3899 Real Name: Dave
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Ops wrote: bent over to pick something up and just blew the biggest fart and I don't feel bloated no more Gotta be careful no one is recording or you might just star in the next Post a Random Pic posting _________________ There are dead horses yet to be slain.... - NWGunner |
| Sun Sep 24, 2017 7:30 am |
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Site Supporter Location: Nampa, Idaho Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011 Posts: 19463 Real Name: Rick
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 _________________ ‘What’s the point of being a citizen if an illegal gets all the benefits’ |
| Sun Sep 24, 2017 7:39 am |
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Site Supporter  Location: Lynnwood and at large Joined: Wed May 1, 2013 Posts: 21266 Real Name: Vick Lagina
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okay... that's pretty funny. But it would seem that guy is farting COLD air? since his body is whiter where it is hotter, wouldn't those "farts" be lighter in color than the surrounding air?
I smell something other than farts. _________________ “Finding ‘common ground’ with the thinking of evil men is a fool’s errand” ~ Herschel Smith "The “A return to First Principles in a Republic is sometimes caused by simple virtues of a single man. His good example has such an influence that the good men strive to imitate him, and the wicked are ashamed to lead a life so contrary to his example. Before all else, be armed!” ~ Niccolo Machiavelli Láodòng zhèng zhūwèi zìyóu FJB |
| Sun Sep 24, 2017 7:46 am |
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Site Supporter Location: Nampa, Idaho Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011 Posts: 19463 Real Name: Rick
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jukk0u wrote: okay... that's pretty funny. But it would seem that guy is farting COLD air? since his body is whiter where it is hotter, wouldn't those "farts" be lighter in color than the surrounding air? I smell something other than farts. You have smell-o-vision? _________________ ‘What’s the point of being a citizen if an illegal gets all the benefits’ |
| Sun Sep 24, 2017 7:52 am |
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Site Supporter Location: Round Rock, TX Joined: Thu Mar 5, 2015 Posts: 3899 Real Name: Dave
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Violation of the federal Clean Air Act right there... Bring on the EPA
_________________ There are dead horses yet to be slain.... - NWGunner |
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Site Supporter Location: Nampa, Idaho Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011 Posts: 19463 Real Name: Rick
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 _________________ ‘What’s the point of being a citizen if an illegal gets all the benefits’ |
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