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 Site Supporter   Location: I-5 /512 Joined: Thu Dec 8, 2011 Posts: 15237 Real Name: chris 
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Fjordforder wrote: Horse got loose this morning at work. I`m a stable hand, and I decided to start on the other side from where I usually do today (no real reason, makes no difference). That placed me at stall 14, which is a horse that`s been trouble ever since she arrived I`m told. Apparently she`s very sneaky and constantly trying to escape. Nobody thought to tell me that, so when I entered her stall to clean it out I had my back turned to the door (was heading to clean the exterior) and when I turned around I saw her back legs on the way out the door. She found a way to quietly nose the door open and took off down the aisle into the parking lot. Boss said she`s impossible to catch too, the best thing to do is just wait for her to finish playing outside and come back to her stall at night. Everything else actually went pretty good today. little whipper snapper like you should know "fake" the horse not hang _________________  |
| Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:25 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Nova Laboratories Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 Posts: 18495 Real Name: Johnny 5
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Fjordforder wrote: Horse got loose this morning at work. I`m a stable hand, and I decided to start on the other side from where I usually do today (no real reason, makes no difference). That placed me at stall 14, which is a horse that`s been trouble ever since she arrived I`m told. Apparently she`s very sneaky and constantly trying to escape. Nobody thought to tell me that, so when I entered her stall to clean it out I had my back turned to the door (was heading to clean the exterior) and when I turned around I saw her back legs on the way out the door. She found a way to quietly nose the door open and took off down the aisle into the parking lot. Boss said she`s impossible to catch too, the best thing to do is just wait for her to finish playing outside and come back to her stall at night. Everything else actually went pretty good today. How do you shoot without a good stable hand? _________________ NO DISASSEMBLE! Thomas Paine wrote: "He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." |
| Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:39 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Mason/Kitsap County Demilitarized Zone Joined: Wed Aug 7, 2013 Posts: 4543 Real Name: William Foster
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cmica wrote: Fjordforder wrote: Horse got loose this morning at work. I`m a stable hand, and I decided to start on the other side from where I usually do today (no real reason, makes no difference). That placed me at stall 14, which is a horse that`s been trouble ever since she arrived I`m told. Apparently she`s very sneaky and constantly trying to escape. Nobody thought to tell me that, so when I entered her stall to clean it out I had my back turned to the door (was heading to clean the exterior) and when I turned around I saw her back legs on the way out the door. She found a way to quietly nose the door open and took off down the aisle into the parking lot. Boss said she`s impossible to catch too, the best thing to do is just wait for her to finish playing outside and come back to her stall at night. Everything else actually went pretty good today. little whipper snapper like you should know "fake" the horse not hang Once more, in English please?  _________________ "To the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee! For hates sake I spit my last breath at thee! " Capt. Ahab I have never been, am not, and will NEVER be an NRA member. They sold me out a dozen times, just like they have you! "while CZ, SIG, FN, and Izhmash (hum...) are playing Hardball, American manufacturers are too busy playing Lawyerball." Want High end Russian military gear? PM me!  |
| Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:39 pm |
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Site Supporter Location: Mason/Kitsap County Demilitarized Zone Joined: Wed Aug 7, 2013 Posts: 4543 Real Name: William Foster
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TechnoWeenie wrote: Fjordforder wrote: Horse got loose this morning at work. I`m a stable hand, and I decided to start on the other side from where I usually do today (no real reason, makes no difference). That placed me at stall 14, which is a horse that`s been trouble ever since she arrived I`m told. Apparently she`s very sneaky and constantly trying to escape. Nobody thought to tell me that, so when I entered her stall to clean it out I had my back turned to the door (was heading to clean the exterior) and when I turned around I saw her back legs on the way out the door. She found a way to quietly nose the door open and took off down the aisle into the parking lot. Boss said she`s impossible to catch too, the best thing to do is just wait for her to finish playing outside and come back to her stall at night. Everything else actually went pretty good today. How do you shoot without a good stable hand? _________________ "To the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee! For hates sake I spit my last breath at thee! " Capt. Ahab I have never been, am not, and will NEVER be an NRA member. They sold me out a dozen times, just like they have you! "while CZ, SIG, FN, and Izhmash (hum...) are playing Hardball, American manufacturers are too busy playing Lawyerball." Want High end Russian military gear? PM me! |
| Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:40 pm |
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Site Supporter  Location: Lynnwood and at large Joined: Wed May 1, 2013 Posts: 21331 Real Name: Vick Lagina
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http://komonews.com/news/local/property ... on-funding
 "Marler supports more money for public schools but says the steep property tax increase pulls money away from other things his family needs." Well, ya know Mr. Marler, the gubmint thinks your kids' sacrifices are for the better since they know best how to spend your money.... Just got my ballot in the mail. No fewer than three proposals for taxes and levies "for schools". I replied with a resounding NO on all three. Thank you. Send a few million non-citizens packing, first, and realize that savings, and then I'll consider an increase. _________________ “Finding ‘common ground’ with the thinking of evil men is a fool’s errand” ~ Herschel Smith "The “A return to First Principles in a Republic is sometimes caused by simple virtues of a single man. His good example has such an influence that the good men strive to imitate him, and the wicked are ashamed to lead a life so contrary to his example. Before all else, be armed!” ~ Niccolo Machiavelli Láodòng zhèng zhūwèi zìyóu FJB |
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In Memoriam  Location: Tacoma Wa Joined: Tue Oct 8, 2013 Posts: 16607 Real Name: George Bailey
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Fjordforder wrote: cmica wrote: Fjordforder wrote: Horse got loose this morning at work. I`m a stable hand little whipper snapper like you should know "fake" the horse not hang Once more, in English please? Monday...Boris is booked. _________________ "Remove one freedom per generation and soon you will have no freedom and no one would have noticed."......Carl Marx "Let us Cross the river and sit in the shade of the trees" .....Stonewall Jackson T. Jefferson "....the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. it is it's natural manure" |
| Sat Jan 27, 2018 7:03 am |
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Site Supporter  Location: Round Rock, TX Joined: Thu Mar 5, 2015 Posts: 3899 Real Name: Dave
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My dear wife, whom I love, decided for some inexplicable reason to use my favorite beer glass to hold some leftover Formula 409 when our spray bottle emptied earlier today. Just a few minutes ago poured a delicious Paulaner hefe into said beer glass then quaffed a bit of the golden brew. What resulted was a disgusting mixology experiment tasting severely of 409. Ugh.
_________________ There are dead horses yet to be slain.... - NWGunner |
| Sat Jan 27, 2018 10:51 am |
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Site Supporter Location: Mason/Kitsap County Demilitarized Zone Joined: Wed Aug 7, 2013 Posts: 4543 Real Name: William Foster
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GeekWithGuns wrote: My dear wife, whom I love, decided for some inexplicable reason to use my favorite beer glass to hold some leftover Formula 409 when our spray bottle emptied earlier today. Just a few minutes ago poured a delicious Paulaner hefe into said beer glass then quaffed a bit of the golden brew. What resulted was a disgusting mixology experiment tasting severely of 409. Ugh. Hurk! _________________ "To the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee! For hates sake I spit my last breath at thee! " Capt. Ahab I have never been, am not, and will NEVER be an NRA member. They sold me out a dozen times, just like they have you! "while CZ, SIG, FN, and Izhmash (hum...) are playing Hardball, American manufacturers are too busy playing Lawyerball." Want High end Russian military gear? PM me! |
| Sat Jan 27, 2018 11:07 am |
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Site Supporter  Location: Everson, WA Joined: Sun Jan 6, 2013 Posts: 28196 Real Name: Ace Winky
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GeekWithGuns wrote: My dear wife, whom I love, decided for some inexplicable reason to use my favorite beer glass to hold some leftover Formula 409 when our spray bottle emptied earlier today. Just a few minutes ago poured a delicious Paulaner hefe into said beer glass then quaffed a bit of the golden brew. What resulted was a disgusting mixology experiment tasting severely of 409. Ugh. Buddhafuk. In my house, yeah I never grab a random glass. Was this in the glass cupboard like this? She owes you a new esophagus. _________________ Why does the Penguin in Batman sound like a duck? Because the eagle sounds like a hawk. |
| Sat Jan 27, 2018 11:19 am |
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Site Supporter Location: Round Rock, TX Joined: Thu Mar 5, 2015 Posts: 3899 Real Name: Dave
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Pablo wrote: GeekWithGuns wrote: My dear wife, whom I love, decided for some inexplicable reason to use my favorite beer glass to hold some leftover Formula 409 when our spray bottle emptied earlier today. Just a few minutes ago poured a delicious Paulaner hefe into said beer glass then quaffed a bit of the golden brew. What resulted was a disgusting mixology experiment tasting severely of 409. Ugh. Buddhafuk. In my house, yeah I never grab a random glass. Was this in the glass cupboard like this? She owes you a new esophagus. Yah I'll never forget the flavor of 409 now Normally I rinse and clean my beer glass after every beer and then leave it on the counter clean. I did rinse my glass again before using but obviously not enough._________________ There are dead horses yet to be slain.... - NWGunner |
| Sat Jan 27, 2018 11:25 am |
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Site Supporter Location: Lynnwood and at large Joined: Wed May 1, 2013 Posts: 21331 Real Name: Vick Lagina
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Walk into a client's house this morning... notice she is barefoot and that there are wood(ish) floors on the upper level...
So I take off my shoes and we proceed to the boudour... ooh lala.... so, the old, blind dog with the GIGANTIC lipoma, almost as big as the dog itself, shuffles after us into the CARPETED bedroom... While discussing the project, said old dog pisses on the carpet. Client says "Oh no, not again!" but not until I had already stepped, with stocking feet, in the unnoticed puddle. We continue out to the kitchen and she asks about repairing the aforementioned wood(ish) floors which the pissing dog has ruined... continuing on downstairs I step into another wet spot, this one not apparent visually as she had "cleaned it up" earlier (meaning she tamped it down into the carpet pad) oh yeah, and don't mind the cat litter scattered across the laundry room floor... Yuck. And she's walking around BAREFOOT! _________________ “Finding ‘common ground’ with the thinking of evil men is a fool’s errand” ~ Herschel Smith "The “A return to First Principles in a Republic is sometimes caused by simple virtues of a single man. His good example has such an influence that the good men strive to imitate him, and the wicked are ashamed to lead a life so contrary to his example. Before all else, be armed!” ~ Niccolo Machiavelli Láodòng zhèng zhūwèi zìyóu FJB |
| Sat Jan 27, 2018 1:15 pm |
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Site Moderator   Location: Marysville Joined: Thu Mar 22, 2012 Posts: 13515 Real Name: Mike
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jukk0u wrote: Walk into a client's house this morning... notice she is barefoot and that there are wood(ish) floors on the upper level... So I take off my shoes and we proceed to the boudour... ooh lala.... so, the old, blind dog with the GIGANTIC lipoma, almost as big as the dog itself, shuffles after us into the CARPETED bedroom... While discussing the project, said old dog pisses on the carpet. Client says "Oh no, not again!" but not until I had already stepped, with stocking feet, in the unnoticed puddle. We continue out to the kitchen and she asks about repairing the aforementioned wood(ish) floors which the pissing dog has ruined... continuing on downstairs I step into another wet spot, this one not apparent visually as she had "cleaned it up" earlier (meaning she tamped it down into the carpet pad) oh yeah, and don't mind the cat litter scattered across the laundry room floor... Yuck. And she's walking around BAREFOOT! Soooooo...I'll be expecting to hear from you about hardwood floor repair soon then?? _________________ Licensed/Bonded/Insured Hardwood Floor Installer/Finisher http://www.hardwoodfloorsnw.com/ |
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Site Supporter Location: Lynnwood and at large Joined: Wed May 1, 2013 Posts: 21331 Real Name: Vick Lagina
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sinus211 wrote: jukk0u wrote: Walk into a client's house this morning... notice she is barefoot and that there are wood(ish) floors on the upper level... So I take off my shoes and we proceed to the boudour... ooh lala.... so, the old, blind dog with the GIGANTIC lipoma, almost as big as the dog itself, shuffles after us into the CARPETED bedroom... While discussing the project, said old dog pisses on the carpet. Client says "Oh no, not again!" but not until I had already stepped, with stocking feet, in the unnoticed puddle. We continue out to the kitchen and she asks about repairing the aforementioned wood(ish) floors which the pissing dog has ruined... continuing on downstairs I step into another wet spot, this one not apparent visually as she had "cleaned it up" earlier (meaning she tamped it down into the carpet pad) oh yeah, and don't mind the cat litter scattered across the laundry room floor... Yuck. And she's walking around BAREFOOT! Soooooo...I'll be expecting to hear from you about hardwood floor repair soon then?? we can talk about it at the range Monday. See you at 9. _________________ “Finding ‘common ground’ with the thinking of evil men is a fool’s errand” ~ Herschel Smith "The “A return to First Principles in a Republic is sometimes caused by simple virtues of a single man. His good example has such an influence that the good men strive to imitate him, and the wicked are ashamed to lead a life so contrary to his example. Before all else, be armed!” ~ Niccolo Machiavelli Láodòng zhèng zhūwèi zìyóu FJB |
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In Memoriam Location: Tacoma Wa Joined: Tue Oct 8, 2013 Posts: 16607 Real Name: George Bailey
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jukk0u wrote: sinus211 wrote: jukk0u wrote: Walk into a client's house this morning... notice she is barefoot and that there are wood(ish) floors on the upper level... So I take off my shoes and we proceed to the boudour... ooh lala.... so, the old, blind dog with the GIGANTIC lipoma, almost as big as the dog itself, shuffles after us into the CARPETED bedroom... While discussing the project, said old dog pisses on the carpet. Client says "Oh no, not again!" but not until I had already stepped, with stocking feet, in the unnoticed puddle. We continue out to the kitchen and she asks about repairing the aforementioned wood(ish) floors which the pissing dog has ruined... continuing on downstairs I step into another wet spot, this one not apparent visually as she had "cleaned it up" earlier (meaning she tamped it down into the carpet pad) oh yeah, and don't mind the cat litter scattered across the laundry room floor... Yuck. And she's walking around BAREFOOT! Soooooo...I'll be expecting to hear from you about hardwood floor repair soon then?? we can talk about it at the range Monday. See you at 9. Well, actually shes smart...shes saving on laundry detergent.  _________________ "Remove one freedom per generation and soon you will have no freedom and no one would have noticed."......Carl Marx "Let us Cross the river and sit in the shade of the trees" .....Stonewall Jackson T. Jefferson "....the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. it is it's natural manure" |
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Site Supporter Location: Mason/Kitsap County Demilitarized Zone Joined: Wed Aug 7, 2013 Posts: 4543 Real Name: William Foster
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jukk0u wrote: Walk into a client's house this morning... notice she is barefoot and that there are wood(ish) floors on the upper level... So I take off my shoes and we proceed to the boudour... ooh lala.... so, the old, blind dog with the GIGANTIC lipoma, almost as big as the dog itself, shuffles after us into the CARPETED bedroom... While discussing the project, said old dog pisses on the carpet. Client says "Oh no, not again!" but not until I had already stepped, with stocking feet, in the unnoticed puddle. We continue out to the kitchen and she asks about repairing the aforementioned wood(ish) floors which the pissing dog has ruined... continuing on downstairs I step into another wet spot, this one not apparent visually as she had "cleaned it up" earlier (meaning she tamped it down into the carpet pad) oh yeah, and don't mind the cat litter scattered across the laundry room floor... Yuck. And she's walking around BAREFOOT!  _________________ "To the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee! For hates sake I spit my last breath at thee! " Capt. Ahab I have never been, am not, and will NEVER be an NRA member. They sold me out a dozen times, just like they have you! "while CZ, SIG, FN, and Izhmash (hum...) are playing Hardball, American manufacturers are too busy playing Lawyerball." Want High end Russian military gear? PM me! |
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