Well, at least you pared it down to 3 (paragraphs)

Set up to pin-pile (36) 21 foot pins. Damn machine broke over a dozen times and we made it through 8 of them. Good thing the inspector sent to watch us had a good sense of humor. Doh.

where have I lied? Be honest you like the power thrill you get out of it. And please tell me you would have done the same thing to the baddest motherfucker you've ever seen. You do realize that coming up on someone and yelling like a jackass isn't going to get someone to listen to you, if you were smart you would have calmly pulled up to her and said hey just a heads up you blew that stop sign and almost hit me. But no you want to act like an antifa kid.

It's funny how 90% of the time you post something about driving everyoine tells you you are wrong and going to get you or someone else hurt or maybe dead. Yet here we are again, you thinking you shit gold bars and can hover. You need some guidance. Really you do.

All right, I think we've hashed over TW's encounter enough; let's call it done, no more discussion on that please.

This is a good thread, I don't want to kill it.

Thank you.

Getting to be like a snowstorm in here.

More important things going on...

Yea like the fact that our own Goverment is covering up UFOs..........

Tagged for quotage in a couple weeks

...Speaking of more important things:



Sorry man. I've got some aftermarket parts installed too. Fortunately none of them are joints but I still feel them on a daily basis. I really lucked into a good doctor when I got hurt. My right ankle was rebuilt with a bone graft from my hip. She was able to save the joint by packing bone around it. Still sucks and doesn't work completely right but it's as good as I can expect.

Tripped over a tomato cage tonight in the garden and fell chest first into one of my planting bins.

The feeling of having the wind knocked out of you is a terrible fucking feeling. Not to mention I know Im gonna have a nasty bruise to follow.

I slipped on the porch of my old house and busted 2 2x6's with my left arm. Knarly bruising, had it for 2 weeks

Coworker and I were in the crosswalk near the Firehouse in Pioneer Square (restaurant) - guy in a white Jeep sees us, hesitates for a moment that speeds up and swerves past us. I say "NICE!" in a loud voice, my friend wags his index finger at him.

The guy stops and rolls his rear window passenger down. I look at my friend and go "Is that guy trying to talk to us? We shrug and proceed to go into another establishment for lunch." We sit down, order lunch, and 15 minutes later this young punk comes in and asks which one of us flipped him off. I look at him confused, and say what are you talking about, neither one of us flipped you off. Anyway, I talked him down, and he left.

What makes an asshole that rude, and that angry? Angry enough that he finds a place to park in Pioneer Square, and search through a restaurant for people he thought flipped him off. He's in such a hurry to almost run us over, then parks and looks for a fight.

After he left, I told my friend - I'm glad we de-escalated that. That guy's going to meet the wrong person one day and end up dead.

Nobody believes your tomato cage 'attacked' you....

Translation...L_O_G got liquored-up last night, took the new puppy out in the yard, new young puppy is way faster than drunk old man, puppy is happy & yappy, old man is full of hooch and slow, both turn towards the door to go in, puppy wins....

And now you know the rest of the story....Good Day!

Well I did have a double Titos and Cran with me...

Lol!

Your new book for Oprah's Book Club...When Tomato Cages Attack...

Cranberry juice? You on your period?