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JOKE OF THE DAY-POINTS FOR SPIT COFFEE ON YER KEYBOARD STUFF
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Site Admin   Location: Renton, WA Joined: Sun Mar 13, 2011 Posts: 52035 Real Name: Steve 
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 Good one, Rick. _________________ Steve Benefactor Life Member, National Rifle Association Life Member, Second Amendment Foundation Patriot & Life Member, Gun Owners of America Life Member, Citizens Committee for the Right to Keep and Bear Arms Legal Action Supporter, Firearms Policy Coalition Member, NAGR/NFGR Please support the organizations that support all of us. Leave it cleaner than you found it. |
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Site Supporter   Joined: Mon Aug 22, 2011 Posts: 4094
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Hillary phoned the president's office shortly after midnight. I need to talk to the president, it's an emergency! exclaimed Hillary.
After some cajoling, the president's assistant agreed to wake him up. what is it that's so important that it can't wait until morning? grumbled Trump. A Supreme Court Judge just died, and I want to take his place, begged Hillary Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the mortuary, replied President Trump.  _________________ FREE MEN do not need permission I Believe in the United States of America as a government of the people, for the people; whose just powers are derived from the consent of the governed; a democracy in a republic; a sovereign Nation of many sovereign States; a perfect union, one and inseparable; established upon those principles of freedom, equality, justice, and humanity for which American patriots sacrificed their lives and fortunes. I believe it is my duty to my country to love it, to support its Constitution, to obey its laws, to respect its flag, and to defend it against all enemies." William Tyler Page 1917 |
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Site Supporter  Location: South Seattle Joined: Thu May 2, 2013 Posts: 12475 Real Name: Steve
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Site Supporter  Location: Olympia Joined: Wed Feb 6, 2013 Posts: 5365 Real Name: Reid
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 _________________ "If it doesn't work, the proper sequence of tools is duct tape->screwdriver->hammer->shotgun. If none of that fixes it, it wasn't meant to work in the first place." I am free because I say I am. My freedom is not dependent on any government benefit or piece of legislation. My rights are inherent in the fact that I was born a sovereign being. They are non-negotiable. The government can list them and protect them, but my rights are not theirs to give away. Yolo: Because idiots don't know what "carpe diem" means. What, do you think I`m an amateur? You think this is Amateur hour? I`m covered in broken glass and hatred. You think someone would want to anger that with a Vz? - Fjordforder |
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Site Supporter Location: South Seattle Joined: Thu May 2, 2013 Posts: 12475 Real Name: Steve
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Now THAT'S funny!!!
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In Memoriam  Location: Tacoma Wa Joined: Tue Oct 8, 2013 Posts: 16607 Real Name: George Bailey
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I sent that out to my Auto Electrician buddy in Utah....well see what he says...Its hilarious.
_________________ "Remove one freedom per generation and soon you will have no freedom and no one would have noticed."......Carl Marx "Let us Cross the river and sit in the shade of the trees" .....Stonewall Jackson T. Jefferson "....the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. it is it's natural manure" |
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Site Supporter  Location: Lynnwood/Bothell Joined: Thu Jul 31, 2014 Posts: 8562 Real Name: Curtis
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Yeah, that's a good one, Cap.
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Site Supporter  Location: Marysville, WA Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2011 Posts: 11581 Real Name: Mike
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Old Jim wrote: Hillary phoned the president's office shortly after midnight. I need to talk to the president, it's an emergency! exclaimed Hillary. After some cajoling, the president's assistant agreed to wake him up. what is it that's so important that it can't wait until morning? grumbled Trump. A Supreme Court Judge just died, and I want to take his place, begged Hillary Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the mortuary, replied President Trump. If Trump did appoint Hillary to ANYTHING we'd definitely know he'd lost his marbles. _________________ "I've learned from the Dog that an afternoon nap is a good thing" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother" - William Shakespeare |
| Fri Jun 09, 2017 3:47 pm |
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Site Admin Location: Renton, WA Joined: Sun Mar 13, 2011 Posts: 52035 Real Name: Steve
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Subject: Teaching Math from 50's to Today..
1. Teaching Math In 1950's A logger sells a truckload of timber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? 2 Teaching Math In 1970's A logger sells a truckload of timber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit? 3. Teaching Math In 1990's A logger sells a truckload of timber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit? Yes or No 4. Teaching Math In 2000's A logger sells a truckload of timber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20. 5. Teaching Math In 2017 A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, feel free to express your feelings e.g, anger, anxiety, inadequacy, helplessness etc.) Should you require debriefing at conclusion of exam there are counselors available to assist you adjust back into the real world. 6.Teaching Math In 2025 هاتشيرو تبيع كارلواد من نهاب 100 دولار. تكلفة الإنتاج هو 80 دولاراً. كيف الكثيرمن المال ولم _________________ Steve Benefactor Life Member, National Rifle Association Life Member, Second Amendment Foundation Patriot & Life Member, Gun Owners of America Life Member, Citizens Committee for the Right to Keep and Bear Arms Legal Action Supporter, Firearms Policy Coalition Member, NAGR/NFGR Please support the organizations that support all of us. Leave it cleaner than you found it. |
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Site Supporter  Location: Colorado Joined: Sun May 6, 2012 Posts: 1175
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MadPick wrote: Subject: Teaching Math from 50's to Today.. 1. Teaching Math In 1950's A logger sells a truckload of timber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? 2 Teaching Math In 1970's A logger sells a truckload of timber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit? 3. Teaching Math In 1990's A logger sells a truckload of timber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit? Yes or No 4. Teaching Math In 2000's A logger sells a truckload of timber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20. 5. Teaching Math In 2017 A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, feel free to express your feelings e.g, anger, anxiety, inadequacy, helplessness etc.) Should you require debriefing at conclusion of exam there are counselors available to assist you adjust back into the real world. 6.Teaching Math In 2025 هاتشيرو تبيع كارلواد من نهاب 100 دولار. تكلفة الإنتاج هو 80 دولاراً. كيف الكثيرمن المال ولم I read the 1950's version to my son who just turned 10. He answered correctly after 4 seconds of thinking. Yay - we're teaching him well! |
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Site Supporter Location: Marysville, WA Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2011 Posts: 11581 Real Name: Mike
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PTmorgan wrote: MadPick wrote: Subject: Teaching Math from 50's to Today.. 1. Teaching Math In 1950's A logger sells a truckload of timber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? 2 Teaching Math In 1970's A logger sells a truckload of timber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit? 3. Teaching Math In 1990's A logger sells a truckload of timber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit? Yes or No 4. Teaching Math In 2000's A logger sells a truckload of timber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20. 5. Teaching Math In 2017 A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, feel free to express your feelings e.g, anger, anxiety, inadequacy, helplessness etc.) Should you require debriefing at conclusion of exam there are counselors available to assist you adjust back into the real world. 6.Teaching Math In 2025 هاتشيرو تبيع كارلواد من نهاب 100 دولار. تكلفة الإنتاج هو 80 دولاراً. كيف الكثيرمن المال ولم I read the 1950's version to my son who just turned 10. He answered correctly after 4 seconds of thinking. Yay - we're teaching him well! One thing to note, in 1950 a load of timber might have sold for $100 and the logger actually made $20. Today the truckload of timber may sell for $10,000 but the logger still only makes $20 after all licenses, fees, taxes, regulations, etc, laid on him by the Government. Then he still has to pay tax on the $20 that he calls "income".  _________________ "I've learned from the Dog that an afternoon nap is a good thing" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother" - William Shakespeare |
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Site Supporter  Location: East of Japan, not by much. Joined: Fri Jun 3, 2011 Posts: 12990
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Bad news for Einstein - with the birth of social media coupled with cells phones, that day has arrived.
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. _________________ Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man a fishing pole, and he will drink too much beer, get tangled in fish line, hook himself in the nose casting, fall overboard, and either drown, or, go home hungry and wet. Give a man a case of dynamite, and he will feed the whole town for a year! BE ON NOTICE: PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning - any person and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to my photos, and/or the comments made about my photos or any other "picture" art posted on my profile. You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee, agent, student or any personnel under your direction or control. The contents of this profile are PRIVATE and legally privileged and confidential information, and the violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. UCC 1-103 1-308 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT PREJUDICE |
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Site Supporter  Location: I-5 /512 Joined: Thu Dec 8, 2011 Posts: 15231 Real Name: chris
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This Guy Just Used Next Level Prank Warfare on His Annoying Coworker and Drove Him To Insanity
http://tribunist.com/lifestyle/this-guy ... source=LRD _________________  |
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Site Supporter  Location: Piece/Clallam Joined: Wed Oct 17, 2012 Posts: 10688
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it might not be funny , but I bet you spit all over your keyboard.
 _________________  Yaki's - last journey Promote a Growth Mindset. Don't let a fixed mindset not allow change for the better. pow·er trip - noun - a self-aggrandizing quest for ever-increasing control over others. |
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In Memoriam  Location: Mukilteoish Joined: Sat Mar 26, 2011 Posts: 11595
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I knew a displaced logger around Quillicine in the 80's.....had a $$$ grant for building large bird houses for California Condors around the Olympic Peninsula.
Asked him if it was hard getting the houses to the tops of the trees. He said it didn't really matter because there hasn't been a California Condor spotted in WA since 1897. MadPick wrote: Subject: Teaching Math from 50's to Today.. 5. Teaching Math In 2017 A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, feel free to express your feelings e.g, anger, anxiety, inadequacy, helplessness etc.) Should you require debriefing at conclusion of exam there are counselors available to assist you adjust back into the real world. _________________ NRA Endowment Member. How did they know my member was well endowed? |
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